Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

Grismo fixed blade tracker ?

 

Odd Job would be jealous.

 

Only one way to tell... does it cost $250 per inch of blade length?

 

I don't generally prejudge people in most situations, but if someone showed me a Richmade knife (or a Heeter/Lucky13) and were actually proud to own it...yeah, I'm lowkey judging you pretty harshly at that moment.

 

I think knives like that only exist for the purpose of Instagram pictures. I’d laugh my ass off if someone pulled that out and actually tried cutting something.

 

I was actually shocked that it wasn't 3/8" blade stock with a 1/2 height hollow grind...I think that's the first RMK I've seen that you wouldn't have to baton through a baby carrot

 

LMAO

 

This one actually looks like a decent handaxe/knife hybrid? It won’t be the best at carving or whittling, but it looks like a mean chopper of thin trees and branches.

 

Hey, give him credit for at least making some of a functional blade. If this had a full blade on it, I'd dare to call it an actual functional knife. It's too small to be made of 1/4" stock, and won't weigh 3lbs, so it's a massive step forward.

 

I be willing to try one for free !

 

Somehow I massively overcomplicated that in my head.

 

Frakenstein's Monster meets The Flintstones?

 

So would I, Doc. Hehe.

 

No doubt ....made by zombies for zombies.

n2s

 

That one's got the special Garbage Disposal Tumbled Finish.

 

To be fair, it is described as a "...Hunting Tracker Knife...".

Uh huh. We all know you're supposed to think about "hunting" the most dangerous game with this.

 

Criminy, what are you supposed to be hunting when carrying this abomination, Klingons?

 

Not sure but maybe Klingons would use that and hurt themselves trying.

 

Oh good lawd. Hunting, eh? For when you want to skin a buck but don't want to touch all the icky stuff inside. I reckon it'd be handy for skewering the cheese puffs you drop on the the floor of your mom's basement...

 

Klingons can be terribly unpleasant if you only wound them, got to give them all the stabby bits as quickly as possible.

Honestly, this thread always gives me hope that I can sell knives to people, those RMK blades look like my mistakes and practice runs.