Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

[Dr Heelhook]

Okay, since we're picking on LOTAR for a minute feast your eyes on this beauty. I can almost feel the "ultra ergonomic" grip's "variable jimping" as I marvel at the radical "SHARK-GILLZ" finger guard feature:

Pretty good looking knife though, I've gotta say.

 

[evilgreg]

Pretty good looking knife though, I've gotta say.

It's definitely better than the previous knife in this thread, but I'm not sure how ergonomic that handle is, nor that anyone would need to trademark three small grooves under the name SHARK-GILLZ . . .

 

[Kraken82]

OMFGLOL I watched it and how could you post this without providing the sauce (explanation of the hole at about the 3 min mark):

I still can't believe the BS these guys spin.
Next they will say the uneven jimping on a new model is for astronauts navigating the solar system in a space shuttle

I wanted to post it but I wasn't sure if I could still pretty new here and working things out.

 

[Kraken82]

Oh , HECK yeah !

Don't you just hate when your TOW missile fails to arm ?

They must buy them from Wish also

 

[Dadpool]

SHARK-GILLZ sounds like a '90s Liefeld superhero whose comic was cancelled after the first issue flopped.

 

[Kraken82]

Okay, since we're picking on LOTAR for a minute feast your eyes on this beauty. I can almost feel the "ultra ergonomic" grip's "variable jimping" as I marvel at the radical "SHARK-GILLZ" finger guard feature:


Calling them out on the BS lies isn't picking on them & if they expect me to believe they are actually using CPM3V
More like a mixture of mild steel and recycled soda cans

 

[Mecha]

Okay, since we're picking on LOTAR for a minute feast your eyes on this beauty. I can almost feel the "ultra ergonomic" grip's "variable jimping" as I marvel at the radical "SHARK-GILLZ" finger guard feature:

That thing is ultra fugly, however... it has the EQUILIBRIUM™ fuller for optimal balance AND it's the Black Titanium model? SOLD!

 

[Kraken82]

I never knew the words EQUILIBRIUM and UPPERCUT could be trademarked. A certain somebody Street fighter 2 must be pissed might dish out some uppercuts of his own

 

[J85909266]

That thing is ultra fugly, however... it has the EQUILIBRIUM™ fuller for optimal balance AND it's the Black Titanium model? SOLD!

Right. It's not even so much the knife itself that is ridiculous, it's the hilariously overmarketed, branded identification of each "feature".

 

[Dr Heelhook]

It's definitely better than the previous knife in this thread, but I'm not sure how ergonomic that handle is, nor that anyone would need to trademark three small grooves under the name SHARK-GILLZ . . .

No, that's some Dorkops stuff right there.

 

[sheep herder]

 

[Dr Heelhook]

The handle appears very large.

 

[DocJD]

The handle appears very large.

Or the hand is baby sized !

 

[snuffle]

The handle appears very large.

That's a genius multi-use feature.

See, if you're on a mission and need to paint your toe nails, normally, you'd have to carry one of these:



But if you're EDCing that blade, you already have a tool for it, and can reduce your load.

 

[sheep herder]

That's a genius multi-use feature.

See, if you're on a mission and need to paint your toe nails, normally, you'd have to carry one of these:

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But if you're EDCing that blade, you already have a tool for it, and can reduce your load.

That's not a very tactical color. Your toe thingy should be camouflage.

 

[DocJD]

That's not a very tactical color. Your toe thingy should be camouflage.

But the little hearts are completely fine !

 

[Kmikaz3]

Tactical Scissors?

 

[evilgreg]

Tactical Scissors?

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Knife scissors aren't my jam, I'm all about the knife-wrench:

 

[Kmikaz3]

Knife scissors aren't my jam, I'm all about the knife-wrench:

Lets not forget the hammer and the saw...

 

[Shorttime]

Tactical Scissors?

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I feel like I want to buy an example of these, to preserve them for history, as an example of what not to do.