Tacticlol Knives

[Leftytwogunz]

Some of these things look like someone with way too many world of Warcraft hours designed them.

Hey bro... you said it!

 

[ooitzoo]

More OC.

This picture needs more parachord

 

[orezona]

Tactical Credit Card Axe!

Made from 320 Stainless Steel...

(Zip ties not included)

 

[Chipped Karambit]

...... that seems safer than a highly flammable dildo.....

 

[kagato82]

A tactical spatula for a tactical frying pan.

 

[NeilB]

More OC.

If only it had more jimping, I might be interested. And a lanyard. I like lanyards.

 

[sogflash]

Picture stolen from http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/s...blade-in-your-opinion?p=14705582#post14705582

 

[Stelth]

They should really consider putting a lanyard on that lanyard.

 

[kkjc627]

This one always cracked me up
https://youtu.be/cZ9Y7L8RmzU

 

[Comeuppance]

More OC. Gotta keep this thread alive!

United Cutlery M48 Sabotage Tanto Fighter UC3016

Karambi-tanto! That's not their official name for it, sadly.

 

[Comeuppance]

UC's AO Direware knockoff has a hilarious video as well. I won't spoil the lameness of the first few lines, but it's solid gold.

SLOW-MO PARACORD CUTTING
IMPRESSIVE AO
EXCLUSIVE POCKET CLIP

I mean, we can make fun of Cold Steel all day, but this makes them look like respectable documentary producers by comparison.


[video=youtube;mPR0rl1X-oE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPR0rl1X-oE[/video]

 

[SilentJohn]

That's an insult to marines . Do people even need to get permission to use the USMC name

 

[C_Becker]

Theres a whole line of those USMC knives, they have copied some ESEE knives as well :thumbdn:

 

[A.L.]

UC's AO Direware knockoff has a hilarious video as well. I won't spoil the lameness of the first few lines, but it's solid gold.

SLOW-MO PARACORD CUTTING
IMPRESSIVE AO
EXCLUSIVE POCKET CLIP

I mean, we can make fun of Cold Steel all day, but this makes them look like respectable documentary producers by comparison.


[video=youtube;mPR0rl1X-oE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPR0rl1X-oE[/video]

Reminds me of the South Park styled "perpa derpa derpp, durkity durkity blerba blerba bleeeerb kneoiuf".

 

[sogflash]

The narrator sounds a bit sarcastic.

I had to go to united cutlerys youtube page, and it did not disappoint. https://www.youtube.com/user/unitedcutlery/videos

 

[TheGearGuy]

LOL....I'm wondering if I need one, I have some para-cord that needs to be cut...in slo-mo.

 

[Czechmate]

 

[sogflash]

[video=youtube;WC2e8BG9h6E]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC2e8BG9h6E[/video]

"..wield this karambit like a modern day ninja!" Mall ninja that is.

 

[AdamFuzzyballs]

The narrator sounds a bit sarcastic.

I had to go to united cutlerys youtube page, and it did not disappoint. https://www.youtube.com/user/unitedcutlery/videos

I especially enjoy how the comments consist of people seriously getting amped up for these products. I kid you not: "wow, united cutlery has really stepped up...the heavy metal soundtrack brings much more badassery to the ad". And among other things people are requesting for hard use tests... like theres a chance in hell that any united "double sided throwing axe" is suitable for hard use. And finally, the guy in one of the ads says that the steel united cutlery uses is the strongest steel available anywhere...






Im done

 

[sogflash]

I especially enjoy how the comments consist of people seriously getting amped up for these products. I kid you not: "wow, united cutlery has really stepped up...the heavy metal soundtrack brings much more badassery to the ad". And among other things people are requesting for hard use tests... like theres a chance in hell that any united "double sided throwing axe" is suitable for hard use. And finally, the guy in one of the ads says that the steel united cutlery uses is the strongest steel available anywhere...






Im done

2Cr13 is the new m390.