Tacticlol Knives

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ursamajor said:
I wonder if the handle material is actually from a military vessel. If his partner made it, I would wager that while boasting it was from a military vessel, it actually comes from a prison ship.
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Zing. ;):D:thumbup:

Kwon Kwang said:
Ugh...My coworker carries a knife just like the bottom one on his belt. I didn't have the heart to tell him it was gas station garbage and he'd be lucky to cut through a wet paper bag with it. Dunno how he gets away with carrying a tacticool mall ninja blade clearly designed for "fighting" (it took me a while to properly process what I was typing here, this knife is too much) in a big ol' Canadian city. Kind of makes me want to carry my Rajah 2.
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The rajah ii is a perfectly practical knife for edc. :thumbup::rolleyes:

SCWillson said:
Are we absolutely certain Monkey Edge isn't a parody site? Kind of a cutlery version of The Onion?
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You might be on to something there... :foot:;):rolleyes::D

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Kingdom Armory has made some cool looking pieces, but this...

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I think the concept on this one is that using kevlar makes it cool enough to ignore that the blade looks like a shop accident.
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^^^ Oh, haven't you heard those are the new model called the "Mishap"... I bet the cutting performance is incredibru. :rolleyes::foot::thumbdn:

I've always felt that these knives needed more choil:

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Moar!!! This thread can't/shouldn't die... ;):rolleyes::thumbup::D

Dam son.

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What. The. Buck.

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I'm embarrassed for you Microtech.

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Hardcore oyster shucker or prison shiv; you decide.

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Ain't nothin' but a peanut... (Ronnie Coleman)

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Speed holes.

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It's piss.

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Leftytwogunz said:
Whenever you may need a very expensive modular pocket filler with identical bottle openers and a driver for bits that you clearly don't carry.
The tac tool
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Honestly I think these silly "tactical tools" have gotten way out of hand. $800 for a piece of copper with a couple holes in it?
Use it and get a charge? No thanks, thats pistol money.
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There's the ticket. Is that the arm of a 12 year old with those?
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I kinda feel the same way. I don't understand the fascination with all of these one and two finger knucks, especially at these prices. I mean, I know rubes over on USN eat this sort of stuff up so they can all out-Instagram each other, so I guess there IS a market for them.
 
For all of you good boys and girls, hopefully your tacticlol stocking will be stuffed to the brim this year with some Rosta-Frei steel!

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symphonyincminor said:
For all of you good boys and girls, hopefully your tacticlol stocking will be stuffed to the brim this year with some Rosta-Frei steel!

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I don't know if it qualifies as tacticlol if it's intentionally ridiculous.
There's a good chance I'll be getting one of those for my ex-marine boss who is leaving in December :)
 
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Related to above:
Tactical cooler by Maxpedition

"I don't always go to picnic with my gal, but when I do, I want to go like douche"
 
You don't even have to swing this sword, just hold it up in front of you and watch your foes vanquish themselves like berzerkers crashing into the gates of Barad-dur!

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SilentJohn said:
best!?
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Yo dawg we heard you like blades so we put a blade in your blade
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Tactical zombie operator
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Because the first rule of combat is to terrify your own squad. Also, is that a real spyderco in the first pic? I'm not too familiar with spyderco and honestly it wouldn't surprise me if it was
 
AdamFuzzyballs said:
Because the first rule of combat is to terrify your own squad. Also, is that a real spyderco in the first pic? I'm not too familiar with spyderco and honestly it wouldn't surprise me if it was
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It is, but it's a rescue knife, not a tactical blade.
 
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