The “Ask Casinostocks a question” thread

[moparsbob]

42

 

[91bravo]

Life in general Q is too complex because believe it or not, there are more proverbial parasites and arseholes among our own species as opposed to animals and plants! If you are a good human being, try to leave the place a bit tidier than how you found it and try to be useful and helpful before you check out. Simple

Bad things happen to good people for the same reason that good things happen to bad people, i.e, it's just random with no rhyme or reason. To put in a nutshell: sh*t happens.

I'm not happy with that reply, I want my money back...

 

[Casinostocks]

I'm not happy with that reply, I want my money back...

Sorry we don’t issue refunds for any fund$ rendered and certainly no refunds for the tine which you spend reading what my mind gargles and then spews out

 

[Casinostocks]

42

Is not a prime number!

 

[91bravo]

Sorry we don’t issue refunds for any fund$ rendered and certainly no refunds for the tine which you spend reading what my mind gargles and then spews out

Guess I'll have to get it back the old fashioned way, just beat it out of ya!

 

[Casinostocks]

Guess I'll have to get it back the old fashioned way, just beat it out of ya!

It will depend on what day it is! I have my good ones and then some bad ones so you may get lucky or on the other hand may get very unlucky

 

[91bravo]

It will depend on what day it is! I have my good ones and then some bad ones so you may get lucky or on the other hand may get very unlucky

I'm a lucky son of a gun by the way...

 

[Mike157]

Gophers? Take the Buddhist route and live and let live? Dispatch with extreme prejudice? How rondisparch a live one?

I’m already involved, but just wanted the Sage’s opinion .

 

[91bravo]

Gophers are varmints, death to all varmints, is what I say!

 

[Casinostocks]

I'm a lucky son of a gun by the way...

That’s OK, a nice ass whooping once in awhile tends to resharpen up otherwise already dulled senses and reflexes. Go for it

 

[91bravo]

Don't underestimate a 5'5" unassuming Asian man!

 

[Casinostocks]

Gophers? Take the Buddhist route and live and let live? Dispatch with extreme prejudice? How rondisparch a live one?

I’m already involved, but just wanted the Sage’s opinion .

Rough wayers today Mike? Got hit in the head with that longboard?!

 

[Casinostocks]

Don't underestimate a 5'5" unassuming Asian man!

I know, right? I mean look at them skinny 125 pounders in Thailand who can turn on a dime and out Van Dam the young version of Jean Claude from his Bloodsport days!

No Sirry! I ain’t messing with those, no way!

 

[Mecha]

Hi Casinostocks

I have $20 to which I'm extremely emotionally attached. Which casino stock should I buy that will definitely yield a nice fat profit?

Ty

In on 5 thanks for the chance

Smatchet

 

[Casinostocks]

Hi Casinostocks

I have $20 to which I'm extremely emotionally attached. Which casino stock should I buy that will definitely yield a nice fat profit?

Ty

In on 5 thanks for the chance

Smatchet

Hello Sir and welcome. May I at first express as to how honored I am by your presence in here

In order to answer your question properly with the utmost diligence, may I ask you first if you prefer uppers or downers for that $20 intended investment?

 

[JustinFournier]

Casinostocks

When is the right time to go commando?

 

[woodysone]

Inquiring minds want to know? (When to close our eyes and find a place to barf)

 

[on_the_edge]

Casinostocks

Two questions:

1. Does "tea bagging" in ice cold water really shrink the family jewels?

2. Will that activity make someone faster on Friday sales?

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

^ how do you not know the answer to that

 

[on_the_edge]

^ how do you not know the answer to that

I assume you're referring to Q1? I've led a sheltered life I guess! Still, what about Q2?