Nathan,
I'm still working on that pony idea to hopefully nudge you over to be more amenable toward some sort of limited scale preorder for the UF. Maybe with a more limited preorder the wait time will allow you to also offer some more fancy-schmancy handle scale options. Heck man, even if I don't find you a real pony, I'm willing to hire a struggling actor to dress up as a pony just for your amusement and whims!
Now onto the actual ANAQ part:
Since you have purportedly planned on the production of about 100 UFs, will you please consider offering a larger quantity of the UFs during your next Fridays sales, say 10+ at least (please offer more UFs than 5 at a time after the initial offering this Friday). I am also concerned that if you don't set limits to the number of UF units that the first come-first served system allows bidders, the faster ninjas will just get to be super assassin ninjas which will be very discouraging/disconcerting to the more keyboard challenged slower ninjas. Please consider setting limits and also to be more forceful with the shenanigans that may ensue through proxy bids.
No matter how you slice it (pun) IMHO this pattern will have much more demand than your currently planned supply but I also totally understand and respect your inherent wish to keep the number of UFs in the wild to a more limited number than your usual 300-400 per pattern. Thank you.