The blade goblin steals all your knives but one..

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Tonight while you sre sleeping the blade goblin steals all your knives but one;which one would you keep???bear in mind that this has to do all your cutting jobs.If like me you do most of the cooking at home then your one and only needs to fulfil this role as well.EDC camping cooking DIY and all those other times when you need to make smaller piece of something.
I would keep my AFCK and that rotten blade goblin can have the rest..
I look forward to some interesting answers
 
I'm a light sleeper, so I'd shoot the sun-a-bitch before he got outta the door with any of my knives. If I could only HAVE one knife, it would be my Camillus/Becker BK-7 "Combat/Utility" in a fixed-blade, and my SS SE Spyderco Police model as my folder.
 
Assuming that the "goblin" got past my attack
cats I'd keep the most useful knife I own.....

A Camillus contract made Buck yellow handle 4 1/4"
three blade stockman. :D

Not fancy but ohoooo so very useful:cool:
 
Glockman99 dont you know that the blade goblin is impervious to all but a Mozambique drill done with Corbon +P+ at the full moon. And at my count that makes two knives so he will have to come back tomorrow night and get the other one:)
 
AAAARRRRHHHHH!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: Blade goblin! HIDE THE KNIVES!

Since when has "Bladegoblin" become the code word for your significant other? :)

I'd keep my Strider MFS and then sell it to buy an AFCK and an okay set of kitchen knives.
 
Originally posted by compost
Glockman99 dont you know that the blade goblin is impervious to all but a Mozambique drill done with Corbon +P+ at the full moon. And at my count that makes two knives so he will have to come back tomorrow night and get the other one:)
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The blade gobblin CANNOT get past my Glock 10mm, loaded with 16 rounds of Federal 155 grain +P JHP!

I also have 2 well-trained attack-cats!.:D.
 
Tough question. If the world were knife friendly I would say my Becker combat utility. But since it isn't a knife friendly world I would pick a folder. And that folder would be the Blade-Tech Wegner Professional Hunter.
 
My Emerson Commander, so I can kill the bastid without much fuss when I find him :D
My dads first words on seeing my brand new Commander, "Well damn! Thats a throat slittin son of a bitch!" *grins* one would hope.

That is... if I didnt pump a few 9mm hydra-shoks into him while he was stealing my blades. He couldnt sneak past me anyway, I dont sleep... I drink coffee, I surf the net, but I dont sleep, whats sleep? ;)
 
AFCK in M2.

He needs to be quick - 230 gr Federal Hydra-Shock would be his going away present!!!!!!!!!!1
 
What is it with you guys and Federal ammo anyway??Even here at the pionty end of Africa we know that if you need to alter agoblin;gremlin or any other monsters social behaviour then you have to turn to Peter Pi's CORBON.Once tasted Always wasted
Keep em coming:D :p
 
My victorinox camper, with which I would whittle up a quarterstaff to whup the bladegoblin's ass and 'rescue' mine and everyone else's blades...
 
I actually had all but one of my knives stolen, once before. If it happened again, this "blade goblin" you speak of wouldn't live long enough to regret it. The one that didn't get stolen before was a Filipino handmade balisong. Now, if I had to choose, I'd probably want to keep my Benchmade Model 42. Of all my knives it's the most fun. :D I'd really miss my EDC Kershaw Scallion though.
 
I would hold onto my small Sebenza because of it's sentimental value, great looks, and that it's a CUTTING MACHINE!
Matt
 
Only have two folders that I would consider and it would be a HARD choice between the two. If the knife has to handle all my cutting chores I would go with the better slicer and that would be my xl RF-1 framelocker by John W. Course that means that son-of-bitch bladegoblin got my specially modified LDC-5 and I WOULD NOT be happy. Just glad he came now instead of a couple weeks from now when I get my new Charles Marlowe spearpoint folder!
 
The Simonich Raven. Maybe not the most "all around" knife, but it would sure piss me off if that little goblin got to steal it.
 
Tough decision to make, but I think I would keep my Strider AR. Ni, wait a minute it would have to be my DA LCC. Great knife for cutting and playing:D .
 
That is a hard one!:eek: I use my Strider GB everyday, for tons of things. BUT!! I just got my Busse MoFo that I waited for so patiently for. I have not even cut anything with it yet. I couldn't bear to loose that one either!:eek: What a cruel question. I will keep the MoFo, since it goes soooo well with my Kimber CDP Ultra 2.:cool: :rolleyes: Then hunt down the goblin..
 
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