Ok, after years thinking this was never going to happen, my niece's boyfriend is
finally going to make an honest woman of her in two months. He likes to cook. A lot. And he has lusted over my potato knife ever since I got it. And my niece likes it, too. She's my sister's kid and unfortunately her father is a world class POS so she's had a rough time . . . I've tried to do what I could.
ANYWAY, I need a potato knife by
October 15 as part of my wedding gifts to them. Has to be in unused or only very slightly used condition. I must have this knife and I'm prepared to pay a
significant premium to obtain it. So . . . take advantage of me! Use me; abuse me!
No unreasonable offer will be refused. Ok, so that is a bit of semi-humorous hyperbole (I mean, I'm not going to pay $5000 for this knife), but hopefully you get the point.
Someone . . . please help a brother out here and make a healthy profit in the process. Please? Don't make me beg . . . but I guess it's already too late for that, huh?
Thanks for reading , , , and have a great weekend!