The Official Ninja Webpage: REAL Ultimate Power!!!!

Josh Feltman said:
This one's for you, Danny, although I'm assuming you know most of this stuff already :p :D :D Be sure to check out the "pump up" section for some awesome movie scripts.

The Official Ninja Webpage


--Josh
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Equally believeable as other things I've read about Ninjas. I think the guy who did this webpage is totally sweet and quite clever ! He probably wrote Zorro the Gay Blade, which was a very sweet movie. George Hamilton rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Oh yeah!
I know this guys webpage.
HE is funny as hell!
I have spit my own phlegm at the screen I laughed so hard at his stuff in days gone by.
The history is the best in my opinion.

"Three ninjas bring baby Jesus stars, guitars and a hot babe..."

The webmaster isnt really a teenage punk, he is a college aged guy who did it as an excercise in character. You know, acting.
Very smart guy.

Ive written him before. I fully support his website. ITs hilarious. The funny thing is, I know a lot of serious ninjutsu students who Do wail on their guitars. Hell, Jack Hoban has a band, Larry Hamilton has a jazz band, etc...

Tonga!
 
So, Danny, what's the deal with the animosity between pirates and ninjas? Is there some story behind it, or do ninjas just despise pirates as a matter of principle because of their inability to rock out in a seriously ass-kicking and sustained fashion with liberal guitar shredding and a few hot babes thrown in?

--Josh
 
It is said that there was once a golden child, borne of a pirate mother and a ninja father who would bring peace to our people.

the pirates ate him.
 
Josh, thanks so much for posting that sight. :D i haven't laughed that hard in a long while. The hate mail was cracking me up. DIJ, do ninja really come to young children's homes to beat them up for making fun of them?;) Man, those hate letters made my day.:D

~Jake
 
yes.
there was this one time when I was at wendys and some kid dropped a spoon, so I flipped out and killed the entire town.

that site is so damn funny..."After hearing the ghost story, the ninja was so scared that he grabbed the kid and spanked him until both parties squirted urine."
 
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