This is happening

[Monofletch]

Anything Less Would be Uncivilized

 

[WuGod]

What do you call that many machetes anyway? A herd, a pride, a flock?
Maybe a murder? A MURDER of machetes?

 

[CloudsRest]

I see you've played knifie-spoonsie before!

Always be prepared (for zombies)

(the first one is a Simpson's reference)

 

[Tripletap1]

No one is fighting to sit on this "Iron Throne".

 

[Tripletap1]

Barenaked Bladies!

 

[Tripletap1]

Hey Kudzu!!! How do ya like me now?

 

[OntarioKnifeCompany]

Have my daughter back by 10...

Looks like we have a winner. We actually tried to bring your daughter back before remembering that this was just a caption and we've never met her.

Send us a private message with your mailing address so we can get you your chimera. While you're at it, let us know your t-shirt size as well.

 

[OntarioKnifeCompany]

You asked if I had any weapons on my person, officer.

This made our decision pretty rough, so we're giving you an honorable mention. We like to make our honorable mentions memorable though - send us a private message with your address and t-shirt size and we'll get you a free t-shirt.

 

[OntarioKnifeCompany]

I see you've played knifie-spoonsie before!

Always be prepared (for zombies)

(the first one is a Simpson's reference)

The episode where Bart goes to Australia. We got this.

 

[kilroy.45]

Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[raindog101]

Machetes for everyone!

 

[kleonikos]

Enough blades to defeat Chuck Norris

Blasphemer

 

[TheJeepster]

Jeeps Rule!

 

[Jerry D.]

^^^ HELLO!!! Is this thing on? ^^^

I'm here all week! Remember to tip your wait staff.