Objectively, there is absolutely nothing wrong with this Vtoku2 sprint... other than I am a total idiot.
As it turns out, of the three Stretches I have owned all evidently have been the ORIGINAL Stretch model.
I purchased all on the secondary market and never realized that they weren't Stretch2 models.
So, after 375 days of waiting, much to my chagrin, annoyance, and due to my own oversight, I've received a different model knife than I thought I was receiving!
Its larger than I like.. weird cause it visually doesn't seem that far off, but feels very different and the egos are not what I am used to.
Its fine, I'll sell it or trade it for something else I want (like the upcoming Para3 LW), but I cannot believe that after all this time this is how it ends.
Hilarious.