I thought you'd appreciate this: Ramses II dispatching a Temehou adversary with his khopesh.I was always into knives and swords. So young and starting to interact on computer BBS ( Pre internet, AOL, kinda like a forum) I needed a handle, no one used their real names. One of my fathers friends suggested Khopesh. I had no idea of the meaning at the time but after looking it up, it stuck. And it’s perfect for this group.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khopesh
Tried to spoof those goofy screen names that read like a TOPS knife model and didn't require adding numbers. Timberweasel sounded better to me than something like 'UltraDeathEagle69' or 'LazerWolfKrakenSuperPro75.' *shrug*
I laughed until I cried.Top 10 Rejected TOPS Knives names :
#10: Slashy McChestwound
#9: The Belly Opener
#8: Screeching War Eagle of Furious Righteous Vengeance
#7: Kartoid Kutter
#6: Tactical Butterknife
#5: The Devil's Boning Knife
#4: P.E.W.: Pointy Edged Wonderful!
#3: BADASS-ASSIN
#2: Satan's Spackle Knife
#1: iStab
This is great. Looks like the cheap khopesh replica I have on my fireplace. Traveling today or I would have posted a picture.I thought you'd appreciate this: Ramses II dispatching a Temehou adversary with his khopesh.
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Egyptian art was rarely weapon-realistic but this is, at least for the khopesh.
Mine used to be seriously ultra DTOM Molon Labe tacticool, but then I grew up so now my avatar makes it look more satirical. I’m still all about it, I just don’t advertise the cringe mottos and slogans anymore lol