Old Knife Guy: let me allay your fears. You made a number of mistakes in interperting the data. First of all, my daughter is safe in Colorado, and has been for some time. I e-mailed her my request for the cape, and after several subsequent e-mails, questioning my sanity and general mental health, she agreed to make the cape for VG.
It should have been obvious from the picture that she has never met VG in the (tatooed) flesh, otherwise the cape wouldn't have been so small. I suggested that she should make a full size one (not realizing the exception to the conservation of mass that vampiric conversions enjoy). As my daughter so succinctly put it; 'So, what; you said a gerbil; you really meant Richard Gere?' Or something to that effect. Further more, VG is safely in Nevada, and so far as I know, has never made it to CA. Therefore, while you have a vivid imagination, Old Knife Guy, your mental pictures do not tend to rely too much on factual data.
Regarding cops, I was once pulled over on I-5, a freeway which goes down the interior valley of California; it is quite straight and the terrain flat for the most part. The CHP got my driver's license, proof of insurance, registration, and my business card, identifying me as an ER doc. He ticketed the guy he had pulled over with me, and let him go. He then came back to my car, handed me back my documents, and said, 'Listen, doc, watch out up ahead about 30 miles; they have a fixed wing aircraft and six black and whites working both sides of the freeway. Have a nice day!
Revvie; sorry that you are disappointed that there wasn't more information about mutilating dead animals for display purposes. Hope the prayer does you some good.
Walt