You already know what the solution is. Stag. Get yourself a knife with nice, fat stag covers.
Brother, of course I read your sig line in James Earl Jones voice. Thulsa Doom, taking cues from Darth Vader!
As for which knives I take. I always have my single blade Damascus Case peanut, in addition to my ebony Case Bose Tribal Spear. If I'm going hiking, I usually have either my Gossman 3.5" blade Kephart, or my 3" blade Kephart. The UNK from Scott does a great job too, used that on a deer my little brother took, my father was amazed at the knife. Wharncliff, razor sharp, it cut through that deer like butter. I've been known to take my Gossman PSK Jr too, but for most short walks, I've got a couple slipjoints. 3" blade seems to be ideal for me. I used to carry the gigantic tactical folders with 4" or more blades, sharpened prybars, and they did nothing except take up space and weight in my pockets. I like the few large blade slipjoints and lockbacks I have left, but pair a 3" blade with my peanut, and I'm good to go.
Case Damascus single blade peanut
Case Bose 2010 Tribal Spear
(Then we go OCD
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Tracy Larock dogleg jack O1, micarta
Tracy Larock small Lanny's Clip O1, micarta, linerless
Gene Wiseman spear point barlow D2, micarta
I might just take the peanut and a Victorinox alox pioneer, black.