This just in.... Moose was spotted at a Buick dealership in Des Moines wearing a banana hammock and a sombrero.
It was a new sombrero though. And the Des Moines used car circuit just......lacks......so much. Moose(probably)
That's why I sleep safe and sound, knowing he's out there...watching....waiting...like a creepy hobo with fingerless gloves...
I saw Derek at the post office today..no bs!! He took off his Mexican moustache but I know it was him.
Great line. Someone who looks like Derek was just spotted wearing a cape and a jock strap in a Topeka Wal-Mart pharmacy. I think Moose and Derek may be trying to form a superhero duo, and it's been pulling them away from Bladeforums.