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Aparently you've never had to yank somebody's eyeball out.cardimon said:The other useless thing is the corkscrew -- something else over which the Americans and Europeans can disagree.
Aparently you've never had to yank somebody's eyeball out.cardimon said:The other useless thing is the corkscrew -- something else over which the Americans and Europeans can disagree.
cardimon said:The implement I love to hate is the perpendicular or T-grip phillips. I hate those. It looks as though it was "stuck on" as an afterthought. I much prefer the inline phillips.
The other useless thing is the corkscrew -- something else over which the Americans and Europeans can disagree.
UnknownVT said:Lastly with the corkscrew - which many people have found very inventive uses for other than opening bottles - allows one to stow/carry the tiny jeweller's screwdriver - itself has saved a number of situations......
Planterz said:Aparently you've never had to yank somebody's eyeball out.
cardimon said:Okay, you have me there. I'll reverse myself on the corkscrew. I'll change my vote to the package carrier hook. For America, anyway, it seems a fairly useless tool to me.
metallicat said:Hi Numberthree. I don't know if the SAK is an "excellent gauge of one's knife handling skills", but I can agree that you have to use the right tool for the job. I just can't agree that its a SAK. To me the SAK is promoted as a rugged survival tool. One issued to the military that may be expected to be used when there is no other more appropriate tool at hand. It is supposed to be useful in a variety of situations, and is full of nifty gadgets. To me these have to be practically useable as tools or they are just nifty gadgets and dead weight. I would never issue a SAK to U.S. troops. Give them a Wave or a Supertool. We both recognize that there are challenges which the SAK can't meet. This is the very essence of your comment. That people unwisely use a SAK for tasks beyond its abilities. When the knife closed on me it was the only knife and tool I had. I carried it specifically so I wouldn't have to lug around a tool box. So I could be prepared to meet life's little emergencies. When I realized it couldn't meet my expectations I started to carry tools that more closely matched my expectations and with a greater chance of successfully meeting those challenges. ( I am not saying that no multitool will ever fail - only that there are more stoutly built knives and multitools. I don't abuse my knives and multitools. I haven't broken one yet, but I expect them to stand up to the challenge. If they break I am satisfied that at least the tool I was using and equipped with was the strongest there was as far as I could determine. I would never willingly use my knife as a prybar, but if I had no chioice I would and I would expect it to take some degree of abuse before giving up the ghost) If you carry a SAK, knowing there are many things you shouldn't do with it aren't you babying it? And do you carry a different multitool for those tasks or do you just not tackle them? Don't get me wrong. I don't hate SAKs. I just don't favor them. As I stated in my last post I carried a Craftsmen for many years. When I got my SOG power pliers I carried my SAK for at least a year before I reluctantly concluded there was no point to carrying it and the SOG. And I must admit that when I saw the first LM I was very sceptical that it would be as good as my SAK. Lastly, I have never seen a SAK display which says the knives are only for sale to experienced knife users and that the knife and tools are not able to meet every contingency and should not be overstressed. (May be in the fine print?) If you put gadgets on a knife its to be expected they will be used. If they fail in use who's more at fault? The user/consumer or the manufacturer? If the consumer why? because they naively believed the SAK aura/reputation? Lacked the experience to recognize that the only tool they might have in an emergency just can't stand up to the challenge? Didn't carry a LM as a backup? In short, don't be too hard on those of us who have had a mishap with our SAKs. And before anyone asks - no, I'm not getting rid of my SAKs. They are keepers
I hate SAKs because they are smug. They are so prim and neat that they remind me of those blokes who always have their shirt tucked in, hair short, wear bowties, weigh the same as when they where seventeen, always smile and never seem to have any personal crises. They are flawless, uncomplicated and so 100% reliable that they make me sour and nervous. That chipper, can-do, attitude is just irritating.
I hate SAKs because women feel unthreatened by them. They are like that gay bloke who is best friends with your girlfriend. You can hear them both laughing behind the door when you come home but they go silent when you walk in the room.
I hate the fact that they always have an answer to any problem, like that dweeb at school who claimed to know everything. He didnt just know the name of the Unknown Soldier but also the bloke who shot him. The geek who was at the bottom of the high school food chain who is now signing your paychecks.
I hate my SAKs, all twelve of them. I hate each new one even more. I hate the fact that they never wear out, giving me no excuse to get a new one, exposing me as an indulgent greedy fool.
I hate my soldier SAK the most. The way is just sits there, looking as good as it did five years ago in unspoken judgement of the fact that I do not. Im better than you, it silently intimates. You know it. I know it. End of story.
Sorry to revive this thread after seven years, but this post is hilarious.
This whole thread is blasphemy.
Resurrecting a seven-year-old thread with only two posts? The moderators have eyes on you now.