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Does anyone have a grandfather who didn't have a folding knife? Mine did, and frankly I was shocked when I pulled a small knife out of my pocket to cut open a box for a secretary, only to have my boss call me in to her office and tell me I had alarmed the woman. Even though it was perfectly legal size, my boss (a woman) told me my job didn't require that I have a knife.
Naturally I ignored her, and I made a point to let the damn secretary open her own boxes from now on, but I can't understand the fear. Okay, if you look like this, I can understand:
But me, I'm just a guy with a pocket knife. The situation becomes more absurd when one considers that the secretary has access to a pair of scissors that swamps the size of my knife, and it's got two blades, not one. Here's what I mean, and my scissors here are much smaller than the secretary's. Her's had seven-inch blades.
Still, had I picked up a pair of scissors and opened the box, the woman wouldn't have even blinked, but because it was a pocket knife, she went bonkers. So what is it, some primordial, genetic memory from the stone age or what? And has anyone else gotten in trouble at work for having a small knife?
Naturally I ignored her, and I made a point to let the damn secretary open her own boxes from now on, but I can't understand the fear. Okay, if you look like this, I can understand:

But me, I'm just a guy with a pocket knife. The situation becomes more absurd when one considers that the secretary has access to a pair of scissors that swamps the size of my knife, and it's got two blades, not one. Here's what I mean, and my scissors here are much smaller than the secretary's. Her's had seven-inch blades.

Still, had I picked up a pair of scissors and opened the box, the woman wouldn't have even blinked, but because it was a pocket knife, she went bonkers. So what is it, some primordial, genetic memory from the stone age or what? And has anyone else gotten in trouble at work for having a small knife?