Woman stabs husband with squirrel for not bringing home beer on Christmas Eve

Forgive me but looking at that everyday should be punishment enough. Poor squirrel.
 
Umm uhh this is my neck of the woods and I can say im not very proud of it either. She used a ceramic squirrel, I remember when it hit the news, pretty sad when the booze takes ya.
 
What out Pugs! I hear theres ceramic beavers in them parts too!
pugs75 said:
Umm uhh this is my neck of the woods and I can say im not very proud of it either. She used a ceramic squirrel, I remember when it hit the news, pretty sad when the booze takes ya.
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boozer, or meth head? If she would have swung a squirrel at me, i would have plugged her, and when the cops got there, and asked what happened" pest control accident" bad backstop,lol. meant to hit the squirrel. /jks.
 
Disappointed after reading the story...

Was expecting a well frozen natural squirrel :D
After all you had a lot of snow recently.
 
OK Thought perished! Maybe I should go back and delete that thought? I cant bear to think I might be keeping a brother up all night guarding the bedroom from ceramic beavers! You didnt see nuthin Pugs! Was just a fairy tail!
Bawanna said:
Ceramic Beavers? Perish the thought.
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Great idea Gehazi! Which end would be the pointy end?
 
A squirrel tried to stab me once... and then this happened

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Y'all don't even want to know what happened to the front half.
 
I aint scared of no Beaver real or ceramic besides they know what happens if they come messing, bring it on Beavers. Now squirrels are different, them tails are pointy especially the fake ones.
 
I guess now is the time for the "my tactical squirrel is better than yours" thread, or maybe "which ceramic is best for my tactical squirrel system?"
 
Is it proper to wrap your beaver in kydex? I mean proper to wrap our squirrel in kydex.

Ain't they both rats, one with big lungs and a fetish for chewing wood?
 
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