You're a true knife nut when.....

Titanium Underboss

Titanium Underboss

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  • You carry your Sebenza wrench in your wallet just in case she needs a good cleaning.
  • You also carry Tuff-cloth in your wallet
  • You no longer use those standard issue knives at Outback Steakhouse, Your latest tactical folder does a better job
  • The waiters/waitresses don't even look twice anymore when you do use a 5 inch bladed folder to cut your steak
  • Your wife carries a bigger knife than you do :0
  • The employees of internet knife sites know you buy the sound of your voice
  • these same knife sites have your credit card #s on speed dial and just send you monthly shipments of what they think you'll like
  • You at any given time have 20 UPS tracking numbers memorized for your latest aquisitions
  • Metal detectors go off when you are 10 yards away
  • you know the local knife stores shipment schedule and do there ordering for them
  • You own a single knife worth more than your vehicle
  • and you own a BMW
  • none of your pandts have intact pocket seems
  • your internet history file doubles as a bladeforums directory
  • anyone care to add to the list?
 
• Co-workers have a daily pool on how many knives you're carrying.

• You win the pool because all of the co-workers guesses were to low.

• You remember the exact make, model, blade steel type, o.a.l. and other specs of each knife that caused the scars on your hands and fingers.

• Clothing purchase decisions are based around concealing your bladewear and you have "outfits" designated for specific blades.

M ;)
 
You now own stock in Johnson$Johnson.

You are known to your coworkers as "the guy with the sharp knife", and they have the scars to prove it.

You think that everything would look better with a stag handle.

You sew special pockets in your pants for more convenient concealed carry.

You actually carry a knife sharpener.

You laugh uncontrollably whenever you see somebody carrying a Frosts Cutlery special.
 
when you wearing a formal gown youv've customized by sewing a special pouch inside to carry your knife just in case someone needs it.

when someone in the office needs a knife they don't bother asking around anymore, they just head straight to your desk

when all the wife's and some of the husbands too in your neighborhood come to you when their kitchen knives are dull

when your husband (mine does) comes to you and asks where's all your knives I need one
 
When you casually touch your carry. . .and it brings a very large smile to your face.

You've finally figured out how not to inflect life threatening wounds to yourself.

When you have a specialized inventory listing of knives that you currently possess.

When you track the knives that you currently possess, knives that you used to possess, and knives that you want to possess.

When knives get you sexually excited !

When you've focused your gathering on a type of knife or maker. . .instead of "everything" that is cool.


:D
 
Your car has lost horsepower from all the blade weight.

Your neighbors no longer look at you funny when you mow the yard with a BK&T Patrol Machete hangin' off your belt.

A weekend getaway just doesn't feel right unless you have at least 12 of your favorite knives with you.

Your "weekly" rotation has three weeks worth of knives in it.:rolleyes:

You carry around enough cutlery to arm the local National Guard unit.
 
Your "weekly" rotation has three weeks worth of knives in it.
ROTFLMAO

how about:

Your preferred sex lube is Tuff-Glide:eek:
 
Originally posted by sgtmike88


• Clothing purchase decisions are based around concealing your bladewear and you have "outfits" designated for specific blades.

M ;)
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Ummmmm...no comment :D

RL
 
You receive a new knife, open the box that it came in
retrieve the knife out of the box take with you to the
bathroom and examine it while on the shitter.:D
 
Originally posted by Bravado
You receive a new knife, open the box that it came in
retrieve the knife out of the box take with you to the
bathroom and examine it while on the shitter.:D
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then you decide you dont like it and post if for a pass-around:D ehhee
 
When you carry at least 5 bandaids on you at all times.
 
-When looking through your holliday pics and you can remember what knives you carried at the time, but you really aren't sure where the pic was taken!

-Your wife, kids, dog and cat all know where the bandaids are and have needed them several times!

-When friends come to visit, they bring their entire selection of kitchen knives to have them sharpened!

-When the local (obviously ignorant:)) knifeshop lock the door when they see you coming! It's putting too much stress on the employees having to find out what kind of steel their stock is made of and why the heck they don't carry anything interesting anyway!:D

Bo
 
-When you can remember EVERY detail of EVERY quality knife you've ever seen--, make, model, type of steel, handle material, grind type, finish type etc. etc. BUT you can't ever remember less important details like your wife's birthday, your anniversary, that you forgot to pick her up from the airport...........etc.:D
 
- When it takes you longer to decide on the day's EDC's than it takes to get dressed.
- When you touch up your blade after every use.
Lenny
 
People call your name when they have something that needs cutting.

You cut your thumb badly twice, yet still continue to practice opening techniques once it's all healed up.
 
Originally posted by The Porcupine
-When looking through your holliday pics and you can remember what knives you carried at the time, but you really aren't sure where the pic was taken!
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How true:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
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