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It just happened perhaps an hour ago. Time has now become meaningless once again, because I have a new knife which will keep me entertained until at least....past the weekend. Or at least until my AR and GB arrive soon.
I could smell the UPS truck when it was 2 clicks away. It wreaked of tiger stripes and green paracord. The hair stood up on the back of my neck. And I knew that it was time. I've been dreaming of this day since April. Today.....is...the....day.
My dogs began to growl, and they launched themselves down our sprawling driveway. They slammed themselves against the security gate as the terrified UPS guy tossed the package over it. I waved to him happily as he flipped me off once again, and bolted for his ****-brown truck. He went about his misery of delivering packages full of worthless crap, but his deed for the day had been accomplished. He delivered my Zombie Killer. My Holy Grail of nasty fixed blades.
(note: the word t-u-r-d gets censored, but the word crap doesn't?? Go figure.)
I went into my home and pondered the contents of my long awaited package from my God-like friends at www.bladeart.com . They were kind enough to swipe the Zombie Killer from the Striderguys table at the end of the BAKCA show. And the Striderguys were drunk enough not to care. Thank god for beer. Mucho beer.
So as I ponder the contents, I begin to decide which of my daily carry blades will receive the honor of slicing the box open; new 98 Commander #28? No, too pristine. My Ryan Biohazard M1? Uhhh,...no way. Too pristine. My Microtech UT6? BINGO!
Click-snap goes the blade, slice-rifffff goes the box,....and out pours an ocean of styrofoam peanuts. Bladeart guys somehow manage to get a roomful of styrofoam peanuts into very small boxes. This is why Larry hired Vince. Vince is a professional styrofoam peanut packer.
And finally I see green paracord. The Zombie Killer is carefully extracted from the box. And...I.....AM...IN....AWE.
Last night during Suspect Chat, Ryan "KnifeBomber" asked me what I'm going to use the Zombie Killer for. Well, here at the ranch, we've recently had an infiltration of some rather nasty packs of Coyotes, which I've been systematically dispatching each evening compliments of my ACOG equipped Steyr AUG. So naturally the Zombie Killer will be used to lop the heads off of the offending Coyotes. Isn't this what everyone uses the Zombie Killer for???? As soon as my wife gets back into town with our digital camera, I'll post pics of the Zombie Killer here, and I'll also show you guys some severed Coyote heads. Fun for the entire family!
Mick, buddy, PLEASE send me the sheath for this amazing piece, otherwise I'm just going to carry it around in my hand forever, and this might tend to get dangerous during showers and sex. Thanks!
I could smell the UPS truck when it was 2 clicks away. It wreaked of tiger stripes and green paracord. The hair stood up on the back of my neck. And I knew that it was time. I've been dreaming of this day since April. Today.....is...the....day.
My dogs began to growl, and they launched themselves down our sprawling driveway. They slammed themselves against the security gate as the terrified UPS guy tossed the package over it. I waved to him happily as he flipped me off once again, and bolted for his ****-brown truck. He went about his misery of delivering packages full of worthless crap, but his deed for the day had been accomplished. He delivered my Zombie Killer. My Holy Grail of nasty fixed blades.
(note: the word t-u-r-d gets censored, but the word crap doesn't?? Go figure.)
I went into my home and pondered the contents of my long awaited package from my God-like friends at www.bladeart.com . They were kind enough to swipe the Zombie Killer from the Striderguys table at the end of the BAKCA show. And the Striderguys were drunk enough not to care. Thank god for beer. Mucho beer.
So as I ponder the contents, I begin to decide which of my daily carry blades will receive the honor of slicing the box open; new 98 Commander #28? No, too pristine. My Ryan Biohazard M1? Uhhh,...no way. Too pristine. My Microtech UT6? BINGO!
Click-snap goes the blade, slice-rifffff goes the box,....and out pours an ocean of styrofoam peanuts. Bladeart guys somehow manage to get a roomful of styrofoam peanuts into very small boxes. This is why Larry hired Vince. Vince is a professional styrofoam peanut packer.
And finally I see green paracord. The Zombie Killer is carefully extracted from the box. And...I.....AM...IN....AWE.
Last night during Suspect Chat, Ryan "KnifeBomber" asked me what I'm going to use the Zombie Killer for. Well, here at the ranch, we've recently had an infiltration of some rather nasty packs of Coyotes, which I've been systematically dispatching each evening compliments of my ACOG equipped Steyr AUG. So naturally the Zombie Killer will be used to lop the heads off of the offending Coyotes. Isn't this what everyone uses the Zombie Killer for???? As soon as my wife gets back into town with our digital camera, I'll post pics of the Zombie Killer here, and I'll also show you guys some severed Coyote heads. Fun for the entire family!
Mick, buddy, PLEASE send me the sheath for this amazing piece, otherwise I'm just going to carry it around in my hand forever, and this might tend to get dangerous during showers and sex. Thanks!