cliff355 said:This has come up before. Didn't one of those parties in the last election claim dead people ought to be able to vote?
Speaking as a representative of the Washington State Registered Zombies, the dead vote was not the problem. The problem was that the vote was too close to call within the error of the measurement (election) process. Whenever either of the major parties candidates was ahead, that party would be calling for certification of the election, while the other party would be demanding recounts.Satori said:If you're talking about Washington state's gubanatorial circus, that's merely one of the tricks that was played.
I hear that they're going to try it again now. I guess that the Democrats are hoping for the best 3 out of 5.
Not that the current governor is doing a bad job or anything...I for one am quite glad that Washington's official marine mammal is now the orca. Orcas are awesome.
Howard Wallace said:Speaking as a representative of the Washington State Registered Zombies, the dead vote was not the problem. The problem was that the vote was too close to call within the error of the measurement (election) process. Whenever either of the major parties candidates was ahead, that party would be calling for certification of the election, while the other party would be demanding recounts.
The fact is any measurement has an associated error, and elections are no exception. If an election is indeterminate within a 95% confidence interval, there should be a runoff election between the top contenders.
Semper Fi said:"Thank you for taking the FVZA aptitude test. Your score indicates that your personality might be best-suited for a position as a Shadow. Shadows were elite trained fighters who conducted night missions against vampires and zombies. Unlike members of the Assault Team, Shadows generally worked alone. The best Shadows tended to be loner types who possessed a combination of supreme confidence and a problem with authority. An ideal Shadow candidate was young and single, as the job's training requirements and strange hours allowed little time for a personal life."
A problem with authority...who...me??
DannyinJapan said:Thank you for taking the FVZA aptitude test. Your score indicates that your personality might be best-suited for a position on the Assault Team. Assault team members conducted strikes against vampire and zombie hideouts, most often in the daytime. Ideal candidates for the Assault Team were courageous team players who never left a wounded team member behind, no matter what the danger.
I volunteer. I have a ton of experience chainsawing Zombies, and am completely expendable. Jake's getting married soon; I live alone in wreckage, armed to the teeth. I read Shotgun News like some people read email. If the khuks get blunt, and I run outta ammo, I WILL use my sawzall on the Zombies. In fact, I can't wait.Nasty said:Wonder who the 4th member of our assault team will be?