<b><font color= red>I am an idiot!
My name is jonfLLush, or Sour12000, or manhoney or any of a number of other stupid things.
I am the generic, faceless troll. I suffer from deep seated (but totally justified and realistic) feelings of inadequacy. I am powerless in all aspects of my life. I am insecure and weak, ineffectual and mentally impotent.
Women despise me for my lack of worth, men despise me for my craven and cowardly ways. My sniveling and whining are repulsive to all who meet me.
In short, I am a loser and a troll.
I was born an idiot, I'll be an idiot all my life and I'll die an idiot.
I am also banned yet again.</font></b>