How many Balisong nuts?

If you've spent more money on your balisong collection than on your car you might be a balisong nut.

Please feel free to add some of your own definitons of a balisong nut.


P.S. I haven't nearly spent that much on my knife collection.
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"The best is born of history and tradition."

Chung San
 
You might be a bali-nut if...

You use bathroom breaks at the office to flip while sitting on the toilet.

You begin missing the feeling of your balisong half-way through an aerial.

You remove the passenger seat of your car to give yourself more room when you drive.

Your heart jumps when you hear someone say, "I can't get this box open."

You use the tip of your knife to press the buttons on your remote control.

You fall asleep to an audio tape of manipulations.

You sleep naked... except for that belt and sheath.

You carry an emergency backup bali in case the other 6 backups fail.

You can't believe they named an insect after your favorite knife.

And of course...

You frequently post at this forum.


Any others?

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"One in the hand is worth two in the sheath"
 
Yup!
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Flip balisongs for a good cause! 'Cause balisongs KICK A$$!
 
If your on a first name basis with your home delivery UPS driver you might be a balisong nut.
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"The best is born of history and tradition."

Chung San
 
If you've ever "helped out" at the local knife store (that sells the balisongs) just to get a new knife as payment for your services..you're a balisong nut.

For drummers,if you've ever taken balisong manipulations and attempted to turn them into "stick flashes" to do with your drumsticks,you're a balisong nut.
The same goes in reverse (stick flash to balisong manipulation)...

If you've ever wondered how you could manage to carry your whole collection on your person all at the same time ( or actually *have* carried them all)...you're a balisong nut.

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*The* Lunatic Puppy
It wasn't me...It was my *good* twin..
My "inner puppy" made me do it..
 
Up to 41
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"The best is born of history and tradition."

Chung San
 
I know there are about 6 Balisong Flippers that are Emerson Knives...Usual Suspects.
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Me
Jonas
Eric Blair
MMTMatrix
BanditYo, he might not consider himself a U-Suspect, but we embrace him.
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Ken Cook has owned and Flipped and is looking at new ones.
John Hollister has owned and Flipped and is considering future purchases.
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Ipsa scientia potestas est aut disce aut discede
Some of my Knives and other neat things



[This message has been edited by Don Rearic (edited 06-16-2001).]
 
been a bali nut for about 25 yrs. only started collecting them for about 3yrs. found this site about 3mths ago. once your hooked YOUR HOOKED
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admit to nothing, denie everything, make counter accusations
 
Guilty as charged, but not for a long time.
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Waiting for a 42, been about a month and still no word from my dealer...
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Ah hell, I might just buy a cheap jaguar to play with until it gets here....


NAAAAHH!!

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Started back in September. I'm hooked like the good weeda, yo.

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Smoke the La, Flip the Bali.
 
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Agent-A1:
Started back in September. I'm hooked like the good weeda, yo.</font>
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Better put the bong down before you're declared Null & Void.
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Just another hobbie bro. Almost anything is ok in moderation.

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Smoke the La, Flip the Bali.
 
Another one. Looks like I'll be broke but happy for a while now, with all the new stuff coming out. And a Dobruski pretty soon...
 
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Agent-A1:
Just another hobbie bro. Almost anything is ok in moderation.</font>
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I never thought of it as a hobby before...hahahahaha...

As far as in OK in Moderation, I agree. I don't have a problem with even legalizing it. People are more violent when they abuse alcohol.

But...uh...some of the things you say...is pointin' towards you bein' null & void. Hahahahaha...

Yours Truly,

Don "Chase the Dragon, Put your Eye out..."
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Cool beans man. I'll watch my tongue. Word.
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Smoke the La, Flip the Bali.
 
If you spend more hours with a bali than with your wife (girlfriend, boyfriend, etc.) .. then you are a bali nuts

If you choose to peel your fruits, do your cooking preparation using your bali than the other knives in the kitchen, just for the fun of flipping it in between, then you are a bali nuts

If you rather not shave in the morning to give you excuse using it while reading email in the office, then you are a bali nuts

If you twirl your bali while in the toilet and slash any flying bugs with it just to test the sharpness, then you are a bali nuts

If while being anger doing repetitive windmill you get cooled down, then you are a bali nuts
 
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