my new addiction

Eh, I work with him, he's one of my apprentices, in work and in wilderness skills. He can take it, keep it PG13, but give him all you got. I wanna see if ya'll can make him cry.

Moose
 
moosez45 said:
Eh, I work with him, he's one of my apprentices, in work and in wilderness skills. He can take it, keep it PG13, but give him all you got. I wanna see if ya'll can make him cry.

Moose
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Make him cry? I'll send him a synopsis of my life, will certainly make him cry. :D
 
riz_aaroni said:
Make him cry? I'll send him a synopsis of my life, will certainly make him cry. :D
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Show that pic of you and John all cuddled up in that shelter. It wasn't even cold then, JV3 said it was like, 70 degrees outside. Sheesh.

:D
 
moosez45 said:
Show that pic of you and John all cuddled up in that shelter. It wasn't even cold then, JV3 said it was like, 70 degrees outside. Sheesh.

:D
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Could work. My wife cried during Brokeback Mountain. I was asleep.
 
Welcome to the ward. Pick out a bed near the window. Don't really swallow the pills ('cept the red ones or is it blue?):confused:
 
riz_aaroni said:
Hmm, mine was always like that. My vision has been worsening lately. My doctor says I'm fine, though he keeps checking my feet.
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That's just from the chronic masturbation. Ease up, and your eyesight will improve dramatically.
And your doctor probably just has a foot fetish. Don't trust him.
 
windex works great for masterbation also.....

It turns you unit blue, almost like a good patina.
 
riz_aaroni said:
This guy is new and is being ripped a new one before he can respond. Cracking me up.
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S'good for 'em.

Moose, what do you do anyways? How does one become your apprentice? Is the cuddling optional or mandatory?
 
DerekH said:
S'good for 'em.

Moose, what do you do anyways? How does one become your apprentice? Is the cuddling optional or mandatory?
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I'm a technology specialist, my main areas of expertise are integration of system units, and Video Teleconferencing.

To become my apprentice, bring a good attitude, desire to learn, and an open mind. I was a master electrician before I got into tech, and I had about 40 apprentices thoughout my career. Most were thrown to me, as greeners, didn't care about nothing. Its a wonder more stuff don't burn down.

Cuddling is not mandatory, but I does likes me sum spoonin'.

Moose
 
Guyon said:
That's just from the chronic masturbation. Ease up, and your eyesight will improve dramatically.
And your doctor probably just has a foot fetish. Don't trust him.
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:(-:jerkit:=:eek:?

The foot fetish may be the reason. Wasn't sure if it had anything to do with him being a podiatrist.
 
moosez45 said:
I'm a technology specialist, my main areas of expertise are integration of system units, and Video Teleconferencing.

To become my apprentice, bring a good attitude, desire to learn, and an open mind. I was a master electrician before I got into tech, and I had about 40 apprentices thoughout my career. Most were thrown to me, as greeners, didn't care about nothing. Its a wonder more stuff don't burn down.

Cuddling is not mandatory, but I does likes me sum spoonin'.

Moose
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Word. Everyone likes spoonin'.
 
riz_aaroni said:
:(-:jerkit:=:eek:?

The foot fetish may be the reason. Wasn't sure if it had anything to do with him being a podiatrist.
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That's just a cover. All podiatrists have foot fetishes.

BTW, nice emoticon equation. :thumbup:
 
Wow...this thread went South fast.

But this one here:
Flexxx said:
It turns you unit blue, almost like a good patina.
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...that made me laugh out loud...I almost swallowed my cigar!

To the OP...I like the looks of the JAB piggyback! I've been thinkin about getting the Bacon Maker, I might have to add the PB to the order...:cool:
 
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