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I think we set a new world record for the number of times the word "Smatchet" appears in a single thread.
Good work fellas!

what happened to ultra?
 
Triton said:
I hear an smatchet weilding oompa loompa got him. He should have taken our advice...
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LMAO!:D:D:D

Man, I could use a Smatchet wielding oompa loompa or two around here.:thumbup:



Love, license and leash your smatchet luvin' oompa loompa!
 
Hey is you can't find a Smatchet, maybe the Busse Gladius will work.

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Nah, stick with the Smatchet.
 
I am fully aware of the need for Smatchets in Society, so Mods, please ban any poster who hasn't recently purchased a Smatchet.
 
I think I posted in this thread like 2 years back...

Has anyone thought of making a smatchet with a ratchet?
 
Regardless, get a smatchet with a hooked rachet capable of being used to latchet.
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i am new to tis forum, and want to by a smachete. Anyone know where i can get one made? i only hav ten dolars saved, but will get my alowanse saturday.





Wow, this may be the longest running active tread with no new info in it.
 
When is Chris Reeve going to make a hollow handled Smatchet with titanium scales?

We'll need an african sounding name for Smatchet, how bout UmSmatchet?
 
Omg!

3 years and no one has suggested the obvious solution- duh! a smatchet!!!!

I can't believe you people...
 
XanRa said:
Omg!

3 years and no one has suggested the obvious solution- duh! a smatchet!!!!

I can't believe you people...
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That's the stupidest suggestion I've ever heard. Everyone knows that the answer is obviously a SMATCHET. Some people... ;)

I even hear that RYP is coming out with a new Xtreme smatchet with a bottle cap opener thingie.
 
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