Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

GAGL said:
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"The hand cramps mean you're holding it right."
 
Stelth said:

Handmade! Named after a serial killer, and described to be for "tactical hunting"....is this meant for the hunting of Victorian-age sex workers? A lot of questions with this one.

Also speed holes and the blade ends in two blunt barbs! I think the "design" phase was done by having multiple goofy features written on little pieces of paper. The folded papers were then drawn at random (probably from a silk top hat), and then incorporated into this so-called knife.
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I have killed an entire battalion of Huns, 23 ogres, 17 trolls, 9 hydras, and two dragons with one of these knives. It's really easy to call something Tacticool if you're not actually out there putting your ass on the line pal.

Rivia Forever!
 
What if it's still really cold in yer neck of the woods, and ya TRIED to taste the rainbow that ya left in the outside shed all night cuz yer mom doesn't know ya spent a whole $19.27 on it, and now yer freakin' tongue is stuck to that stupid sword, and all yer friends are gonna know that yer not really the bad-ass ya claim to be, cuz now ya gotta go inside and have yer mom blow-dry yer face until the sword finally gives up its icy grip, and yer sister gets the whole thing on video, and now yer going viral on social media.....?

NOW ya got a REASON to do drugs....
 
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