The postman came today and I was anxiously awaiting delivery; I waved like Forrest Gump on a shrimp boat, then, burning the soles off my house slippers, robe flowing in the wind behind me, bare ass showing to the world, I ran down and snatched open my mailbox hoping to find my Redmeadow Knives custom Ulu - but no, all that was there was an electric bill. So, I really don't want to be 'that guy', but at this point am starting to wonder, what gives?
Anyone else wondering about the status of their preorder? I mean, I get the whole 'Covid impacted steel production and delivery of fossilized walrus penile bone', but it's been, like, three months. This is getting purty darn ridiculous, wouldn't you agree? I mean, I'm a patient man, but dang; fixin' to light a fire all up'in heah...
Ulu, ule, ukulele...