It's a lie! I never recorded any phone message for the Strider boys. Besides, I^H the unidentified person of undetermined species who did it was wearing a stocking cap at the time, so how could anyone tell I^H that unidentified person wasn't a Human from Earth just like anybody else? Tom is just making up stories -- he keeps trying to get me^H^H some unidentified person in trouble -- besides, how do you know Tom isn't an alien? Have you ever seen him without a stocking cap on? I bet he's the one who hacked my computer so the backspace key doesn't work right, two^H^H^H too.
-A Human from Earth