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When it comes to the best martial artist, Chuck Norris wins hands down. Too bad he doesn't teach his methods. His techniques are so secret. Even if he ever tried to teach is skill, nobody woud be able to perform them anyways because of their difficulty.
He doesn't use weapons. Rarely does he even use his fists. Don't even look him in the eye. He can knock you down with one glance from his left eye. His power approaches supernatural. He can kill with a phone call.
Even in his golden years, he is still deadlier than ever. The old man smell he is starting to get scares cancer away.
Chuck will just get more powerful and he gets older.
Chuck Norris doesn't fear death. Death fears Chuck Norris
He doesn't use weapons. Rarely does he even use his fists. Don't even look him in the eye. He can knock you down with one glance from his left eye. His power approaches supernatural. He can kill with a phone call.
Even in his golden years, he is still deadlier than ever. The old man smell he is starting to get scares cancer away.
Chuck will just get more powerful and he gets older.
Chuck Norris doesn't fear death. Death fears Chuck Norris