a fair distraction...

Yeah..was that, "Golden Yucks" or "Golden ____'s? ..er uh..natural hair color?

sorry.

munk
 
Originally posted by Bill Martino
I'd trade for the gals.
are you sure...?
they're probably a little old and stale by now...:D:D
 
I believe in women's rights...a successful candidate could be my own age, 46...

I knew a woman at that age who would shame many 30 year olds.

munk
 
Uncle must have been anxious to double post like that...
 
I checked French regulations under: interaction between the two sexes for men above 40:

The rule clearly states that :

- The age of the lady should be 1/2 the gentleman's age plus 5.
- Special exemptions exist regarding age but said lady's age cannot in any case fall below the age of 18.
- In those instances where an exemption might be needed, years will be deducted from the above formula as follows :
* One year for each of the gentleman's mariages that ended up in a divorce
* 2 years if said gentleman is still paying alimony,
* 5 years if you really want to p.... off your ex-wife

;)
 
RE: "ex-wife"
Saw a bumper sticker once that nearly made me lose control of my vehicle laughing. It said, "I still miss my ex-wife, but lately my aim's improving".

Sarge
 
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