- Joined
- Mar 26, 2002
- Messages
- 1,861
A bum, who obviously has seen more than his share of hard times, approaches a well-dressed gentleman on the street. "Hey, Buddy, can you spare forty dollars?" The well-dressed gentleman responds, "You are not going to spend it on liquor are you?"
"No, sir, I don't drink," retorts the bum.
"You are not going to throw it away in some golfing gear, are you?" asks the gentleman.
"No way, I don't play golf," answers the bum.
"You wouldn't waste the money on hunting stuff, would you?" asks the
man.
"Never," says the bum, "I don't hunt."
"You wouldn't spend it on a villager khuk from Himalayan Imports would you?"
"Certainly not," the bum replied. "I don't have HIKV!"
The man asks the bum if he would like to come home with him for a home cooked meal. The bum accepts eagerly.
While they are heading for the man's house, the bum's curiosity gets the better of him. "Isn't your wife going to be angry when she sees a guy like me at your table?"
"Probably," says the man, "but it will be worth it. I want her to see
what happens to a guy who doesn't drink, golf, hunt or buy HI Khuks."
"No, sir, I don't drink," retorts the bum.
"You are not going to throw it away in some golfing gear, are you?" asks the gentleman.
"No way, I don't play golf," answers the bum.
"You wouldn't waste the money on hunting stuff, would you?" asks the
man.
"Never," says the bum, "I don't hunt."
"You wouldn't spend it on a villager khuk from Himalayan Imports would you?"
"Certainly not," the bum replied. "I don't have HIKV!"
The man asks the bum if he would like to come home with him for a home cooked meal. The bum accepts eagerly.
While they are heading for the man's house, the bum's curiosity gets the better of him. "Isn't your wife going to be angry when she sees a guy like me at your table?"
"Probably," says the man, "but it will be worth it. I want her to see
what happens to a guy who doesn't drink, golf, hunt or buy HI Khuks."
I don't golf!
