Another Young Bert, the not-right dog, vignette

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Young Bert
Memories of a good day with a good dog

Three birds went up, but only one came down. Two points
for Young Bert (YB), the not-right dog: one with head up,
getting air scent from a pheasant in a pile of brush, overgrown
with grasses (I missed); and then . . . .
He wouldn’t leave the pile, which was right along the crik. I
figured he had still locked on to the scent of the sitting bird I’d
missed. Then he locked into a point - a great point - while standing
in the crik! He wouldn’t move.
I walked the top of the brush pile and darned near broke my
leg. No bird up; YB still wouldn’t move. He was just standing on
point in the crik. I kept walking on the brush pile, then around
it, jumping up and down until finally, a rooster went up from
where no rooster should have been--and went down.

Whatta dog.

Later, a search and run and search and run on a second bird
until finally the darned bird went up. I shot (20 gauge. single,
open cylinder) and nothing.
Then back up the drive to the house; YB got interested in
the brush pile between the road and the house, and darned if a
young bunny didn’t bolt up the drive to the shed. I tagged him
and then directed YB to go get him and finish him off.
A good morning. Sometimes I remember why I feed that dog
Did I tell him he was good? Well, yes. But, frankly, I think he
is indifferent to my praise or condemnation. For five years, he
has been like a little kid let loose in Toys R Us.
Every day is a joy, every outing a chance to pursue mystical
creatures, every intersection with the crik demands that he
walk in the mud and swim in the water and search for the diamond-studded
muskrat that he KNOWS is there.
I have to examine him closely during
most hunts, because he does not acknowledge
damage to his body during an
outing. He’s split his chest open twice on
something, maybe barbed wire? Old farm
equipment? Three inches long, one inch
deep.
He is currently in the end stage of healing
from what was almost a disembowelment
- with the flaps of skin hanging down
on his belly - again, probably from barbed
wire. Thankfully, dogs are not subject to
tetanus.
I sometimes think of what it must have
been like with his original owners, to have
his life-drive and be tied to a tree for two
and one-half years. One of the blessings of
being a dog must be the lack of reflection,
or comparison, with the past.
But he was born to be out here, doing
this, and maybe, with me.

I think I got very lucky.

YBcarryinggroundhog8-15-09.jpg
 
Er, uh, Joe? Uh...lemme see...uh..
See, no, that's a ground hog or woodchuck, who felt somehow that YB, lounging in the back yard on a 20ft lunge line, was in no way a danger to him. Either that, or YB lay in wait until Mr. Chuck was browsing around looking for something from the buffet of foodstuffs that a Wisconsin summer provided him, then pounced.
I can't say with any certainty; I came out in the yard and YB stalked up, quite pleased with himself, and presented the results of the encounter to me.

Although I have never tried to eat ground hog, somewhere in the stacks of books I've accumulated is a somewhat bizarre cook-book, published by the Missouri Department of Wildlife, or Natural Resources, which compiled a bunch of rural recipes, written in local dialect.
An entry would read "Miz Jenkins sweared up and down, if'n you put the critter in a pen or cage for a few days and fed it corn, it would pop the taste right up." I've thought about it, but probably went in for pizza, instead.
(EDIT: Couldn't find my copy, but here is Amazon listing for the recipe book. Apparently a NEW copy is selling for $985 !!!, but used ones are going for $3.95.
https://www.amazon.com/Littlebees-Guide-Cooking-Fish-Game/dp/B00183T6S0 )


This story is just to support the great wild spirit of YB, for all his idiosyncrasies. He was really good at hunting.

Sorry for the confusion.
 
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OK, I have thoroughly dissected your original post. I see mention of pheasants, roosters, bunnies. Then, there's this picture of YB with this furry thing in his face. What was I to infer? It obviously wasn't a pheasant (not enough color), nor a bunny, so it must be a rooster!

Sorry, city kid. I'd have recognized it if it had looked like a gopher. Or a crow.

Wish I could have met him.

J
 
OK, I have thoroughly dissected your original post. I see mention of pheasants, roosters, bunnies. Then, there's this picture of YB with this furry thing in his face. What was I to infer? It obviously wasn't a pheasant (not enough color), nor a bunny, so it must be a rooster!

Sorry, city kid. I'd have recognized it if it had looked like a gopher. Or a crow.

Wish I could have met him.

J

My fault entirely. I have been remiss.

:(
 
Great story again. Love hearing about Bert. Is that a muskrat in the pic? I've never seen one.
 
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