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I dunno, maybe this is tabbo, maybe it ain't...
But I was adopted when I was 5.5 months old.
I found my natural family when I was 24.
I stayed at my natural mother's house.
After drinking and smoking weed with her, I decided to go to bed.
She tucked me in, leaned over and kissed me on the lips.. and stayed there a bit too long, if ya ask me.
Somehow I managed to convey the message that I wasn't interested and off she went.
I also met one of my brothers.
He's gay. Very gay.
I have an open mind and didn't judge him or anything... but we went to a bar once and got all drunk... he started holding my hand... I thought, "OK, he needs compassion" as he was telling me his life's troubles and crying his eyes out.
Well, this hand holding turned into him kissing, then licking my hand.
I managed to retrieve my hand and nothing further was said.
Then I met my sister.
WHOA!
Look!
Well, the family hornyness gene kicked in and man, did I wanna BOFF HER!!!
I didn't.. mainly cuz she wasn't giving off the proper signals (i.e., she started screaming about incestuous rape!)
Just kidding about the i.e., etc.
Still, I woulda schtupped her happily, numerous times!
It's been 18 years since having any contact with my "family" members. My sex life's been fairly normal since then... ok, that's a lie. I've had weirder sex than you can imagine! But with people who weren't related to me, and people who didn't have penises.
Anyhow, finally reaching the "taboo" aspect of this post...
I once jerked off while driving home.
Thank you.... I am now preparing to leave for work, then NJ.
Hopelessly romantic,
I remain,
VG
But I was adopted when I was 5.5 months old.
I found my natural family when I was 24.
I stayed at my natural mother's house.
After drinking and smoking weed with her, I decided to go to bed.
She tucked me in, leaned over and kissed me on the lips.. and stayed there a bit too long, if ya ask me.
Somehow I managed to convey the message that I wasn't interested and off she went.
I also met one of my brothers.
He's gay. Very gay.
I have an open mind and didn't judge him or anything... but we went to a bar once and got all drunk... he started holding my hand... I thought, "OK, he needs compassion" as he was telling me his life's troubles and crying his eyes out.
Well, this hand holding turned into him kissing, then licking my hand.
I managed to retrieve my hand and nothing further was said.
Then I met my sister.
WHOA!
Look!
Well, the family hornyness gene kicked in and man, did I wanna BOFF HER!!!
I didn't.. mainly cuz she wasn't giving off the proper signals (i.e., she started screaming about incestuous rape!)
Just kidding about the i.e., etc.
Still, I woulda schtupped her happily, numerous times!
It's been 18 years since having any contact with my "family" members. My sex life's been fairly normal since then... ok, that's a lie. I've had weirder sex than you can imagine! But with people who weren't related to me, and people who didn't have penises.
Anyhow, finally reaching the "taboo" aspect of this post...
I once jerked off while driving home.
Thank you.... I am now preparing to leave for work, then NJ.
Hopelessly romantic,
I remain,
VG