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Some nice stuff showing up.
Well, I think I'm a heckuva lot meatier than a Big Mac. But, then, I suppose bears are omnivorous. It probably comes down to whether it likes the special sauce or not.Originally posted by munk
Maybe for park bears, but the wild ones have taste! And I sure hope I taste better than a Big Mac.>>>
Are you sure? Course, would a bear care? No.
munk
You've probably heard the story about the guy who was doing hand to hand with the grizzly -- grabbed the bear by his private parts and squeezed like hell. Bear let go and the man ran down the hill, looked back and the bear was waving for him to return.
Originally posted by Tohatchi NM
I think the best medicine for a charging griz is a slow partner or a lame dog
Originally posted by Semper Fi
C4 would do quite nicely. But since Uncle Sam disapproves of his nieces and nephews playing with high explosives, a quick khuk chop to your partner's leg should give you a few minutes head start.
You've probably heard the story about the guy who was doing hand to hand with the grizzly -- grabbed the bear by his private parts and squeezed like hell. Bear let go and the man ran down the hill, looked back and the bear was waving for him to return.
Hmm, all this bear wrestling stuff reminds me of this famous John West ad