Do your knives ever show up in your dreams?

GB940Rookie said:
So I’m going to this party in a big three-story old frame house.
When you walk in there is a huge foyer that had been converted into a knife shop.
Glass cases covered in dust surrounded the walls, most of the knives still on the shelves.
It looked as if someone just walked out and closed the doors, never to return.
I noticed a very nice selection of fixed blades.
The foyer was adjoined by another room also full of dust covered glass cases, yet these were bare of merchandise.
As the rooms started to fill up with party goers, Troy Aikman of the Dallas Cowboys walked in carrying a football. He was followed in by a couple of his friends. I didn’t catch their names.
Troy and I started playing catch in the giant foyer when suddenly there was a murmur in the crowd. The smell of fear and apprehension permeated the air as I caught wind of what was going on.
Some bad men were on their way to the party. Mayhem would soon follow.
Troy said he should probably go. Wouldn't look good him being here, being quarterback of the Cowboys.
”Don’t worry folks, I’ll take care of this” I said, without any thought for my own safety.
I perused those dust covered cases for the right pair of battle blades.
I see two good looking custom Bowies on the middle shelf of the case next to the cased opening which adjoined the two rooms, waiting for me to put them to task.
As I reached for the first Bowie………

I WOKE UP!
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Choose your own adventure ending!!
 
In last night's dream, I had an alox Victorinox like the Solo (single blade). I don't actually own one in real life, but I do own other alox models. It was only in my dream for a bit. Interestingly, in my dream, sometimes the blade shape would change into a clip point, then back to a spear point.

Jim
 
No, but I used a knife to do something.
I did not grow up with the nicest family, so in a dream once. I used a white maple bokken shard with a knife motion to do something to someone.

That's strange because I do have 1 knife I've EDCing for 4 or 5 years at this point, but it hasn't shown up in my dreams. A stretch of highway and the drill press at work show up constantly and I have no freaking idea why.
 
Vlade said:
This appears in my dreams all the time, the only problem is the ending is usually prison. Federal prison. So is it a dream or is it a nightmare? I'll leave that up to the man aboveView attachment 2195273
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Had another dream last night. I was in Federal district Court. The judge read me the charges
1 racketeering
2 extortion
3 murder for hire
4 bribery
5 money laundering
6 witness tampering
7 distribution of narcotics
8 book making
9 prostitution
10 dealing in bootleg cigarettes
Then I woke up and realized it was all just a dream. For a minute I thought I was Sammy the bull.
 
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Vlade said:
Had another dream last night. I was in Federal district Court. The judge read me the charges
1 racketeering
2 extortion
3 murder for hire
4 bribery
5 money laundering
6 witness tampering
7 distribution of narcotics
8 book making
9 prostitution
10 dealing in bootleg cigarettes
Then I woke up and realized it was all just a dream. For a minute I thought I was Sammy the bull.
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You forgot #11 Violating a goat. I heard they give the death penalty for that. Or is it for violating a turtle? I can never remember.

I thankfully don't remember most of my dreams now. For most of my life I just had nightmares, recurring moments of all the hospitalizations I've had. That stuff finally subsided about two years ago. Counseling and healing. Still happens once in a while. I occasionally wake up choking from the memory of puking blood.
 
K.O.D. said:
You forgot #11 Violating a goat. I heard they give the death penalty for that. Or is it for violating a turtle? I can never remember.

I thankfully don't remember most of my dreams now. For most of my life I just had nightmares, recurring moments of all the hospitalizations I've had. That stuff finally subsided about two years ago. Counseling and healing. Still happens once in a while. I occasionally wake up choking from the memory of puking blood.
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Puking up blood is not a good thing did you have an accident or something? I hope you feel better
 
K.O.D. said:
Cancer.
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Oh lordy I'll keep you in my prayers. My mother had cancer and she suffered a lot but God took her and she's at peace. That was in 1989. And she was only 61 years old. And she smoked cigarettes like a fiend. That's what the doctors blamed it on but I don't believe it. And after seeing her suffer I'm stupid enough to smoke a pack and a half of cigarettes a day. But I don't care this world's a bunch of crap anyway.
 
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Vlade said:
Oh lordy I'll keep you in my prayers. My mother had cancer and she suffered a lot but God took her and she's at peace. That was in 1989. And she was only 61 years old. And she smoked cigarettes like a fiend. That's what the doctors blamed it on but I don't believe it. And after seeing her suffer I'm stupid enough to smoke a pack and a half of cigarettes a day. But I don't care this world's a bunch of crap anyway.
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Never smoked or drank. I was 39 when a botched liver transplant turned into cancer and two strokes. Overmedication on the anti-rejection drugs can cause a blood cancer called PTLD. 9 months in the house hospital. That was 5 years ago I had the transplant, 4.5 years since the cancer has been in remission.
 
But just to lighten the mood a little bit the only way I know how to violate a goat is to wear tall rubber boots and walk the goat over to a cliff. Stick his hind legs in the boots, It's all fun after that. Can't say about a turtle though you might have to ask somebody from Louisiana
 
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K.O.D. said:
Never smoked or drank. I was 39 when a botched liver transplant turned into cancer and two strokes. Overmedication on the anti-rejection drugs can cause a blood cancer called PTLD. 9 months in the house hospital. That was 5 years ago I had the transplant, 4.5 years since the cancer has been in remission.
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Way too young for that. Just when you think you have problems you meet up with someone who has worse problems then you could ever imagine and this is what I'm feeling right now. Sorry

Joseph
 
Yes, usually it's damaged/broken, or I've lost it. I break my sunglasses a lot in my dreams too, for some reason. At least I've stopped dreaming about not knowing my class schedule or locker combination, given that I graduated high school 25 freaking years ago (had those for many, many years) and never had those problems then.
 
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