Jack, even thought I wish POSH were my middle name, I try not to be alarmed by food, and am shocked that Tool Man was alarmed by triangular cake!

I've seen some photos you've taken of him approaching a monster sandwich in a manner that puts his jaws at risk of dislocation, and that's something one does NOT have to fear if a sandwich is dissected into numerous triangles. Those triangles let one approach a sandwich from 3 different directions at acute angles that don't tax the jaw at all!
Your cheeseburger (and corn) look good; it's been far too long since I've had a cheeseburger, in or out of Paradise!
- GT