hiya!!
Me, here!
lotsa good points made here, especially:
"Red Dobermans are a nice alternative to the standard "black & tan" (which screams "KILLER NAZI ATTACK DOG" to the ignorant from: tyr_shadowblade (edited here to clarify that i meant i was quoting tyr shadowblade and not sayin he(?) Edited to claify a comment i made so tyr knew i was referring to something that tyr had sain and didn't mean to imply that tyr's comment was ihnorant or anything like that but i was just referring to his quote about people's pre-judged as in prejudice against certain breeds' physical appearances meaning a threat with me comparing peoples' likewise reactions as being ignorant just as if they referred to a person's physical appearance meaning something that you can "know about a person from lookinh at ttheir skin colo(rs) and heritage rather than taking the time to know them as individuals. man i hope that gets across the way i meant it... tyr, ya know what i meaned? hope so.
now i'ma gonna just drift off into the land of whipped cream clouds and puppydog smiles where children swim in chocolate syrup lakes withe grapejellymud shores known as my sleepytimeland.
g'ight or as my 23 y/o (on Sunday) first born daughter used to say until she was like ... i dunno how old but around 12, "good knack everyone (the first k was silent, although i suspect she didn't know she was spelling it right when she said it.
oh shuddup already ya brainshrunkidiot! they know what ya mean by now or if they didn't, theyjust don't care anyhow!DEAL WITH IT!!!! DAMNED HALF STRAND OF DNA FROM STILL BEIN' AN APE/JARHEAD/ SMOKESUCKER /BAND AID RESCUER PUKE!
(NOTE TO SELF: HEY IDIOT, DON'T SCREAM AT YERSELF IN PUBLIC YA CAN WIND UP IN A STATE RUN FACILITY WHER YOU'LL FERGET YER NAME AND THEY WON' TELL YA TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHUHWTF WAZZZ++THAT?+++++++++++++++++0.............0000222222222222223---------------SORRY..FELL ASLEEP
JUST SHOUTED , SORRY AGAIN!OK, GLad i edited this so everything is clear now..?editing process is finished now (I hope!)
The thing is, if ya get a red one, people'll assume it's a member of the communist party instead of the national socialist numbnutzes. see what happens when ya get prejudiced by breed, fur color or political affiliations in canines?
that said, the bestest and mostest loveablestes dog i ever had was (as far as i could tell) a dobie/rotweiler. he was so German he barked with an accent!
"VOOFEN! VOOFEN!
I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO SAID TO AVOID PET STORES BUT LEMME ADD THAT THEY USUALLY GET THEIR STOCK FROM PUPPPY MILLS MOSTLY FROM MISSOURI(SP?) DAMN THAT STATE'S WEIRDER TO SPELL THAN THE ONE THAT'S ABBREVIATED LIKE TTHIS HERE: C"T" THEY MATE BROTHERS WITH SISTERS MOTHERS AND SONS AND WIND UP HAVING PUPPY-WOOF-LITTERS WITH SOME SERIOUSLY DAMAGED GENETICS, SIMILAR TO THE ROYAL FAMILYand me4self IF YOU WILL. PRETTY SURE THAT WORD'S SPELLED WITH ONLY ONE 4 IN IT
ok, i stopped shouting, sorry bout that.
anyways my advice'd be to browse around at your nearest animal shelter and see who's there (that's wher i got two of the bestest dogs i ever had and i got the feeling thatthey appreciated me for gettin' 'em outta those damned cages, but i hear and see things that vary from my reality to the real one anyhow.
was there a special prpose in mind for he doggy-w/voofbark'nhowl?
i mean did you want a watch dog or one that'll fight for ya? or were ya just looking for a 4 legged companion?
in any event i couldn't think of a perfect species since all species would have a perfect specimen amongst them, even those rodent-sized dogs
like toy poodles, shitshoes ang peking geese could fill your (presumably)desired qualities for what it's worth, oh let me shorten that into abbreviationese so ya can get thru my response quikker(FWIW) I PRESENTLY HAVE 2 DOGS GO W/VOOFEN BARKENHOWL
ONE IS JAKE, HALF german shep, half rott JAKE half Canadian Moose and part peacock. no that's probably just the makeup he puts on in the morning. the rest is right however. he's the original specimen of THE GENTLE GIANT.
MY OTHER POOCHIEGO-ETC. IS ABOUT THE SAME SIZE AS A MED. SIZE COLLIE WITH THE FACIAL COLORINGS OF A DOBIE OR ROTT THE BLACK UNDT TAN STUFF, YA KNOW? I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HIS FAMILY TREE SINCE HE WAS PICKED UP FROM A KID THAT MOVED IN WITH US FOR A WHIL BUT MOVED OUT SOME TIME LATER SAYING THAT HE COULDN'T TAKE THE DOG, "BUT I'LL PICK HIM UP IN A FEW MONTHS." TO WHICH I AND MYSELF RESPONDED, "I'LL PROBABLY BE ATTACHED TO HIM BY THAT TIME AND WON'T GIVE HIM BACK
SURE ENUFF 2-3 MONTHS THE KID COMES BACK wanting the dog, Baleau-what he had named himBALEAU, BUT I BASTARDIED INTO JUST, "BLUE" CUZ IT'S EASIER TO SAY AND SPELL AND IT'S in english!!! oh and a few weeks back a couple of dogs wandered down my driveway a male pitbull
and a female dobie the Dobie walked up to me and i gave her a doggie-voof treatbuiscuit. she liked it verily much muchily inDEEDnow whenever i go out during the day and i speak, she hears me and comes runnin' at me we meet and french kiss, doggy style of course. my dogs get jealous of course, but i explained to them that i still have some wild oats left yet to sew sow and they need to give me some "like space, baby"Oooohh YEAH, CAN YA IG IT? I KNEW YOU COULD
SOWWHAT'S THE FINAL POINT ONE IS TO HAVE GLEANED FRO M MY BRILLIANT YET INCREDIBLY LONG-WINDED REPONSE LET US EXAMINE, LETN'T US?
NUMBER 1: ATTEMPTING TO STEREOTYPE DOGGIBREEDS IS ABOUT AS ACCURATE AS STEROTOING HUMAN BEANS.
NUMBER B:I HAVE MET AND FELT GREAT AFFECTIONALIZED MANY DOGS THAT ARE DESCENDANTS OF DOBIES SOMEPLACE IN THEIR FAMILY BUSH.
NUMBER 13: I SUGGEST GOING TO AN ANIMAL SHELTER AND MEET SOME OF THE "PRISONERS" IF YOU GET ONE FROM HERE, YOU'HAVE PROBABLY SAVED A CANINE LIFE FOR WHICH THE PUPPY-GONE REPRIEVED SHALL BE ETERNALLY GRATEFULL
QUITE HAPPY I DIDN'T SEE THAT IDIOTIC: DOBERMEINS TURN ON THEIR MASTERS FABLE. DOGS, LIKE THE HUMANIMAL WILL ACT ACCORDING TO THEIR UPBRINGING AND TREATMENT BY THEIR HUMANIMAL
HOPIN' YA GOT MAYBE SMETHIN TO THING ABOUT also hoping ya get yeself a new buddy that don' talk but'll siff the crotches of ladies that stop by the place and the perviepup'll give ya a rbdown after she's gone.
i shall retire from my oh-so-luvable mac RES, M