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Enjoy while you can. Soon enough they'll stop singing "Happy Birthday" and sing the song that goes:
Your sporting days are over,
Your pilot light is out.
What used to be your sex appeal,
Is now your water spout.
You used to be embarrased,
To make the thing behave,
Cause each and every morning,
It stood up to watch you shave.
But now those days are over,
And it sure gives you the blues.
To see the thing hand down your leg,
and watch you shine your shoes.
Your sporting days are over,
Your pilot light is out.
What used to be your sex appeal,
Is now your water spout.
You used to be embarrased,
To make the thing behave,
Cause each and every morning,
It stood up to watch you shave.
But now those days are over,
And it sure gives you the blues.
To see the thing hand down your leg,
and watch you shine your shoes.
