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Sounds like this guy married my wife's twin! 
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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had
given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Tennessee, and bragged
that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house
cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple
days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes
were all washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that
he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,
dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see
any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house
was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married an Iowa girl. He boasted that he told
her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
mowed,laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said
the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
anything,but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he
could see a little out of his left eye Enough to fix himself a bite to
eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.
Got to love them Iowa girls!
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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had
given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Tennessee, and bragged
that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house
cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple
days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes
were all washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that
he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,
dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see
any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house
was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married an Iowa girl. He boasted that he told
her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
mowed,laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said
the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
anything,but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he
could see a little out of his left eye Enough to fix himself a bite to
eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.
Got to love them Iowa girls!
