"Isn't that cool? I'm selling eternal life right off of internet."

[Dragon1]

That's what <A HREF="http://www.alexchiu.com/">Alex Chiu</A> claims.

Apparently he's patented a magnetic ring of some sort, utilizing the idea of Chinese Chi Kung, that will, erm, give you eternal life. Or something like that.

Any thoughts?

If anything, you'll get some laughs from phrases like:

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Teleportation must be invented. If we don't invent teleportation, China will throw nuclear bomb everywhere. Especially now everyone can live forever.</font>

 

[axolotls]

Hello..

I humbly request you return the last five minutes of time wasted at this site.

 

[Dragon1]

Sure, when I get around to inventing a time-travel device.

 

[Esav Benyamin]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Dragon1:
Sure, when I get around to inventing a time-travel device.

</font>

Very simple. Just teleport to fourth dimension in reverse gear.

 

[takao]

after you give axolotls his five minutes back i want mine back too.

 

[MAURICE]

me too.

this guy is such a loser.

 

[Esav Benyamin]

But sincere. A sincere loser.