Here's some advice for ya Bruce...
1. Bring foam ear plugs for the hospital stay. You may just end up with a sleep apnea snorer in the bed next to you. I guarantee you will not sleep a wink.
2. If you are taller than 5'10", ask for the bed extender for your hospital bed.
3. Make sure you have trusted family members keeping an eye on you in the hospital. The nurses are overworked and understaffed. They will not pay you the attention you deserve.
4. Be nice to your nurses. Believe me, it doesn't take much to turn one into "Nurse Ratchet"
Now for when you get home...
5. Stay away from Jerry Springer, Maury Povich, and any other daytime talk show. They WILL ROT YOUR BRAIN! I lived for the news.
6. Buy a play station. I mastered "Medal of Honor" Much more fun than watching the above crap.
7. DO NOT EAT CHILI UNTIL YOU ARE CAPABLE OF WIPING YOUR OWN BUTT! (this bit of advice is from my wife!
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8. Slip on shoes are best, I like the Merrill jungle mocs. You will also live in sweat pants.
9. Make sure you have lots of visitors, when you are ready of course.
10. And most important of all: Do all of your rehab exercises. Do more than what the docs ask for and do them everyday without fail.
I had a total hip replacement in 2000 and was home for 8 long weeks. At least I know what to expect if I gotta do the other side someday. Best of luck with your surgery, things will go fine.
Mongo