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Actually...uhhhhh NO. You're supposed to bring your "first fruits" or the best stuff for sacrifice. Sorry.
Would Mike's avatar be good enough to sacrifice?
Actually...uhhhhh NO. You're supposed to bring your "first fruits" or the best stuff for sacrifice. Sorry.
Would Mike's avatar be good enough to sacrifice?
I recently acquired a very old Barlow knife. I noticed a small blemish on the secondary blade. On closer examination I found the blemish was a spittin' image of old Obadiah Barlow himself. I set the knife on its spine on my computer desk and nonchalantly gave it a spin. It has been spinning constantly on its own for 9 days. Do you think this could be some kind of folksy miracle?
I believe! Every morning I go and check out my knife wall and you know what, the slippies all have changed places during the night. I never know which one is going to show up front and center. I tell you, them things will posses you and make you spin around.I recently acquired a very old Barlow knife. I noticed a small blemish on the secondary blade. On closer examination I found the blemish was a spittin' image of old Obadiah Barlow himself. I set the knife on its spine on my computer desk and nonchalantly gave it a spin. It has been spinning constantly on its own for 9 days. Do you think this could be some kind of folksy miracle?
I heard a rumor that brutha fewpop has been upset lately because some of the folksy faithful have not be caring properly for their knives.
Forgive us Ford, we are a people of unclean slips.
(you have no idea how long I have been thinking about how I could work that one in)
Forgive us Ford, we are a people of unclean slips.
(you have no idea how long I have been thinking about how I could work that one in)
...uh...we may have to lift a thing or two to get him all wet during his baptism. Any volunteers.
I had never thought of them in quite that way before. Sodbusters of firearms. I'll have to keep that in mind next time I start to knock "plastic" guns.
Verily brutha Kerry, I can imagine how long you prayed to work that in...
...and yet, it is not mine to forgive, or to judge my folksy brethren, for I too have known unclean slips, and I'saiah this to all who might listen: Purge your sins of unclean slips by holding them close to burning Skoal (or a good cigar if Skoal is not available), and your wickedness will be removed.
You guys need some intervention.
Where is Knifehead, did he leave the Folksy bruthood just cause his post count went over 1900? Did he ever sacrifice Mike's Avatar? Just how folksy is it to run out on brutha's?
Uh, I been smokin Carter Hall and Prince Albert lately in corn cob pipes, while my tinned tobaccos and briars go unused. Will that work?