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Good Evening.
It is I,
THE GREAT AND POWERFUL VAMPIRE GERBIL!
Some of you may know me as VG. It is a well known fact that I, Vampire Gerbil, is responsible for Blade Forums Dot Com, as well as being the first person who ever invented a knife.
Oh sure, there was that Cro Magnon overachiever who lapped a chunk of flint so he could shave the hair off that wart on his mate's nose's mole, but I was the first to make a real knife out of metal. (The handle was G-10... yep, I invented that too)
Well that's enough about my expert credentials.
I just had to post over here since damned near everyone else with a computer did, and due to a feeling of mass inadequacy, I felt I had to contribute.
Jerry, you executed an excellent copy of my design and you are to be applauded.
Did I mention that I also designed every knife in the world with the possible exception of some of those Home Shopping Network debacles. There was one there that I didn't have anything to do with, but considering the fact that the blade was laminated with 12 sheets of aluminum foil, I shall resist litigation as I don't want that particular POS associated with me, Vampire Gerbil.
Now I'd like to remind everyone here that everything I said above is true and I would like the royalty checks to start rolling in.
I hesistated to make an issue of the royalties until now, mainly because I was quite well off due to my pimping out some desert jackrabbits to a horny meth freak in town named "Buggera Bunnyay!" Well, BB croaked and now I'm hard up for cash. That wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that my appendix is shot to hell and I need a transplant desperately. THis is according to my Haitian doctor, Houmonga. He tried all the procedures he knew and I still smell like chicken entrails, but it was all for naught.
I really need that appendectial transplant and since I have AB- blood, donor's are hard to find than a decent working edge on a Chinese fixed blade!
PLEASE! THINK OF THE GERBIL!
Off to massage my ovaries,
I remain,
VG - Compulsive joiner of humongous posts
It is I,
THE GREAT AND POWERFUL VAMPIRE GERBIL!
Some of you may know me as VG. It is a well known fact that I, Vampire Gerbil, is responsible for Blade Forums Dot Com, as well as being the first person who ever invented a knife.
Oh sure, there was that Cro Magnon overachiever who lapped a chunk of flint so he could shave the hair off that wart on his mate's nose's mole, but I was the first to make a real knife out of metal. (The handle was G-10... yep, I invented that too)
Well that's enough about my expert credentials.
I just had to post over here since damned near everyone else with a computer did, and due to a feeling of mass inadequacy, I felt I had to contribute.
Jerry, you executed an excellent copy of my design and you are to be applauded.
Did I mention that I also designed every knife in the world with the possible exception of some of those Home Shopping Network debacles. There was one there that I didn't have anything to do with, but considering the fact that the blade was laminated with 12 sheets of aluminum foil, I shall resist litigation as I don't want that particular POS associated with me, Vampire Gerbil.
Now I'd like to remind everyone here that everything I said above is true and I would like the royalty checks to start rolling in.
I hesistated to make an issue of the royalties until now, mainly because I was quite well off due to my pimping out some desert jackrabbits to a horny meth freak in town named "Buggera Bunnyay!" Well, BB croaked and now I'm hard up for cash. That wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that my appendix is shot to hell and I need a transplant desperately. THis is according to my Haitian doctor, Houmonga. He tried all the procedures he knew and I still smell like chicken entrails, but it was all for naught.
I really need that appendectial transplant and since I have AB- blood, donor's are hard to find than a decent working edge on a Chinese fixed blade!
PLEASE! THINK OF THE GERBIL!
Off to massage my ovaries,
I remain,
VG - Compulsive joiner of humongous posts