Poppin' the bad guys!

Jerry Busse · Nov 16, 2001

Looks like Ossama Bin Suckin's top military aid has had his cranium spread half-way across Afghanistan. . . .

I'm sure by now, there's a 6'6" drag queen trying to cross the border into Pakistan. . . .

Way to go troops!

Dark Nemesis · Nov 16, 2001

Man, at that height how can we possible not be able to find him

Such a shame Mr. Bin Laden wasn't standing right next to his military aid, we could have gotten a two for one

p.s. - Has anyone investigated the U.S. basketball teams to make sure he isn't hiding right under our noses?

Chip · Nov 16, 2001

What is really weird, the news said, he was never out
of arms reach from Bin Worthless!!!!

Too bad he was
this time.