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[Gossman Knives]

My wife picked up a painted wooden sign at a second hand store for me to hang in my shop which reads " A man alone in the woods with no woman to hear him. Is he still wrong"
Scott

 

[budd4766]

Build a man a fire and he'll stay warm for the night. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

 

[budd4766]

A computer once beat me at chess.

But it was no match for me at kickboxing.

 

[powernoodle]

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Willy Wonka, 1971.

 

[MrCoffee]

"I'm not Crazy, I've just been in a bad mood for the last 30 years!"

"Some people are like slinky's. Not good for anything, but the idea of pushing them down the stairs brings a smile to your face"

 

[fxrandall]

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[MRpink]

My wife picked up a painted wooden sign at a second hand store for me to hang in my shop which reads " A man alone in the woods with no woman to hear him. Is he still wrong"
Scott

Hahah, that's funny and thoughtful of her.

 

[Jeff H]

..." A man alone in the woods with no woman to hear him. Is he still wrong"
Scott

My wife doesn't see the humor in it because she says "the answer is so obvious - YES."

 

[mtnfolk mike]

My wife picked up a painted wooden sign at a second hand store for me to hang in my shop which reads " A man alone in the woods with no woman to hear him. Is he still wrong"
Scott

that is a good one...

 

[UffDa]

If a mime falls in the forest does anyone care?

 

[eagle359]

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.


No good deed goes unpunished.