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Hello, extremely masculine man here looking for a wak that fits my truly butch demeanor. Requirements:
High performance steel, not necessarily "super" but not the average high carbon
Solid handle, i.e. no ito/same/menuki, just a slab of something tough like my penis
Traditional curve, i.e. not straight (although I am completely straight, being a manly man as previously specified)
Tactical? Sure, just don't tease me for it or my rock-hard feelings might get hurt
Relatively short, i.e. bigger than an o-tanto but not just a truncated katana (I don't need much length because I am not trying to compensate for anything, ahem)
A simple, inconspicuous or nearly nonexistent tsuba, i.e. no doggone flowers or pretty pictures of a tea house, no perforations, and maybe just no tsuba at all if it's going to get in the way of my senseless brutality
Nothing extraordinarily expensive, because I need money left over for muscle reduction surgery because my doctor says I am actually too masculine to live
Edit: no black blades cuz I need to see my reflection and bask in the glory
High performance steel, not necessarily "super" but not the average high carbon
Solid handle, i.e. no ito/same/menuki, just a slab of something tough like my penis
Traditional curve, i.e. not straight (although I am completely straight, being a manly man as previously specified)
Tactical? Sure, just don't tease me for it or my rock-hard feelings might get hurt
Relatively short, i.e. bigger than an o-tanto but not just a truncated katana (I don't need much length because I am not trying to compensate for anything, ahem)
A simple, inconspicuous or nearly nonexistent tsuba, i.e. no doggone flowers or pretty pictures of a tea house, no perforations, and maybe just no tsuba at all if it's going to get in the way of my senseless brutality
Nothing extraordinarily expensive, because I need money left over for muscle reduction surgery because my doctor says I am actually too masculine to live
Edit: no black blades cuz I need to see my reflection and bask in the glory
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