No need to be embarrased Chris. I wouldn't mind doing that myself after running a red hot forged saber through his skinny arse to temper it.
Then maybe cutting the knee and elbow caps off just to get his attention.
And that would only be the beginning. I wonder if he has enough skin to cover a lampshade?
Then remove his scrotum for a tobacco pouch for one of the better guys on death row here in the states.
The cut him in half.
I definitely-definitely want the king's model with the engraved brass handle; gotta find a way to pay for it, though, as I'm about to fall in behind the HI debt line -- $3000 in bills, $1200 in assets, with my job ending in 2 weeks...
What's the size and weight of the standard one? Looks very nice. Add an option for a straight blade sharpened on both sides and I'll have to buy both sorts...
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