The highest calorie hamburger ever

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1,420 calories in America's new monster hamburger
By Marcus Warren in New York
(Filed: 18/11/2004)

America's appetite for junk food has taken on terrifying new proportions in the form of the highest calorie hamburger ever marketed to a nation already sick from overeating.

The Monster Thickburger is nothing less than a "monument to decadence", declares Hardee's, the chain pandering to the country's worst instincts for greed and gluttony.

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Hardee's new offering: 'not a burger for tree-huggers'

The burger, which packs a bulging 1,420 calories and 107 grams of fat per portion, also bucks the trend of fast-food restaurants offering healthier alternatives.

"It's not a burger for tree-huggers," said a Hardee's executive, rejoicing in their defiance of the fad for salads and "Atkins-friendly" menus.

"It's a lot," one bloated diner said yesterday after surviving the challenge of eating one in Pennsylvania. "It tastes better than you might suspect. But I think it's a special treat more than a regular meal."

The Monster Thickburger consists of two slabs of Angus beef (664 calories) and four rashers of bacon (150 calories) with three slices of processed cheese (186 calories), plus mayonnaise (160 calories), sandwiched between a sesame seed bun (230 calories) spread with butter for a final 30.

The equivalent of two Big Macs, it costs a mere £3. For £1 more, you can throw in a medium fries and a soft drink and consume an adult's recommended daily intake of calories at one sitting.

The burger requires "two hands, a firm grip and a serious appetite", Hardee's boasts. It is also a "heart attack in a bun", say nutritionists.

The company is not as widely spread in America as McDonald's or Burger King.

But by gambling on bigger burgers, it is earning notoriety - and market buzz.

However, it also increases the company's exposure to the threat of lawsuits from customers blaming its food for their obesity, diabetes, heart problems or other conditions linked to poor diet.

Attempts to sue McDonald's for health problems have so far failed, but the litigation threat is still taken seriously by company executives.

Hardee's previous attempt to seduce big eaters was the plain Thickburger.

"If the old Thickburger was 'food porn', the new Monster Thickburger is the fast-food equivalent of a snuff movie," the Centre for Science in the Public Interest commented.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/mai...18.xml&sSheet=/news/2004/11/18/ixnewstop.html

maximus "Lost 29lbs in the last 6 months" otter
 
:barf:

We stop by a local diner and I sometimes get the buffalo burger deluxe. Along with a burger of bison meat on a roll, that gets me the fries and lettuce & tomato & cole slaw.

I'm diabetic. I test my blood sugar level a few times a day. After this buffalo burger, even with the fries (not real greasy in this place), I drop back to normal very quickly. It's almost like eating turkey as far as calories go. But I end up full by the end of the meal.

Why would anyone want to bloat themselves up on excess calories, on empty calories that don't go anywhere or do anything, that make them sit and groan and fatten up?

I'm not the scrawniest guy around, but good grief, how can people eat that slop :confused:
 
Already thinking about the calories for the end-to-end trip eh, Maximus Otter? I've met starvation-thin hikers that ate 6000 calories a day, including chugging movie theater popcorn "butter", just to maintain their weight, so I guess they'd eat one of those Monster Thickburgers for breakfast. :D

There's a place in Pennsylvania that features 6 pound burgers. Now that's bloat, Esav... :)

Thanks for the heads up. I'll be hitting up the Hardee's after next week's hike, though I hope all the grease doesn't make me sick after all the bland trail food. Last time that happened I hiked 15 miles wanting to puke all the way. :barf:
 
Ugh, that PA thing is approximately 5-8 days worth of food for me according to my claculator :) I could manage quite well with ~110 grams of bread, 130 grams of burger meat and a couple of bananas per day.
 
AlphalphaPB said:
I've met starvation-thin hikers that ate 6000 calories a day, including chugging movie theater popcorn "butter", just to maintain their weight.

I recall reading about an ultra-marathon cyclist (200+ miles per day?) whose "water" bottles were filled with vegetable oil. He had to drink it just to get enough calories down his neck to sustain him.

:barf:

maximus otter
 
maximus otter said:
I recall reading about an ultra-marathon cyclist (200+ miles per day?) whose "water" bottles were filled with vegetable oil. He had to drink it just to get enough calories down his neck to sustain him.
Bananas stuffed with honey & peanut butter!
Real Turkish halva dripping with sesame oil!
At least something with that real down home flavor :D
 
How big are those burgers? It doesn't look like that big a deal to me :D
I've eaten Wendy's triple quarter pounder before and despite the grease its a pretty good burger. Culvers has some that probably rival that one too (jumbo bacon butter burger anyone?)
Peronsally I can do without the mayonaise, butter, and I'd rather have it grilled to cut down on the grease.

As far as this being ridiculous or a problem. I say the problem is the people that want to eat them for every meal and never get off their ass to do anything else. I hate it when people act like restaurants are trying to poison them by putting big meals on the menu. "I'm helpless, they shouldn't tempt me that way " :barf: How about just showing some self control instead of expecting everyone else to take care of you?

Off to find a Hardees ;)
 
Oh I'm torn for sure. First off let me just say that Hardees makes the best hamburger in the fast food business. The thickburgers are great! Of course some of you will make the arguement that fast food is swill so who makes the best swill is irrelevant. I don't necessarily disagree with that, but that doesn't keep me from wanting to indulge in a hamburger every now and again.

Personally I sort of like Hardee's strategy. Their commercials cater to people that say enough is enough. Enough with fad diets and esoteric fancy and not satisfying food.

I don't know that I'll rush out and buy one of these burgers I do try to watch what I eat but kudos for someone for giving the whole diet establishment the finger and going merrily along their way.

I heard it said once that if you live right, exercise, eat healthily and take plenty of vitamins... you will die anyway...
 
I have a couple of friends who come down from NYC to visit from time to time & they LOVE going to Hardees. I've walked in from work & found them near-comatose on the sofas after wrestling w/ a couple of these burgers.
10 Years ago I'd be more interested. Comes a time when you can't get away w/ that kind of thing anymore... :grumpy: damn the cholesterol... :grumpy: damn the slowed metabolism...
 
When I first read the article a couple days ago I let go of the biggest laugh I've had in awhile.

I THINK IT'S GREAT.

God bless Hardee's for standing up to the food Nazis and giving them a big ole middle finger in the form of a monstrously decadent burger.
 
I wouldn't even look crosseyed at a burger that size. Heck, I lost 30 pounds my junior/senior years of college eating the "2.97 special" at Wendy's -2 orders of nuggets, small chili, water, all for 600 calories total and fairly low fat- but that kind of burger would make me sick. I can get down to 500 calories at Church's with a full meal, but I couldn't even eat a single at Hardee's for that number.

Of course, if you're watching carbs, they make a low-carb version. No mayo, no bun, on two lettuce leaves. A "mere" 900 calories. :rolleyes:
 
AlphalphaPB said:
There's a place in Pennsylvania that features 6 pound burgers. Now that's bloat, Esav... :)
:eek: :eek: Oh my!!! One of those would take care of Africa's hunger crisis.

Thickburger sounds great. Love Hardees but have to go to Oklahoma for the nearest one. Time for a road trip. Their grilled chicken sammich is the best!

"Never try to put anything bigger than your head in your mouth" - Rule 2 of the Java family commandments.
 
If you were to go to a nice place, maybe Morton's or Ruth's Chris, and start with some shrimp scampi and a cocktail, then have a Ceasar's Salad in preparation for a 16oz ribeye steak served with fully-trimmed baked potato and asparagus in peppercorn cream sauce and a nice Merlot for the wash and then finish with chocolate torte and brandy, you's rack up two things: well in excess of 1500 calories and a $100 bill. Of course, this is not a meal that the average guy does every day. But, there are times when you just want to feel full, really full. That's a pleasure in and of itself.

Hardies is now offering the poor man's version of this pleasure.




Oh, and the best fast food burgers are, by far, Burgerville. Carl's Jr. Is not to far behind.
 
What's a burgerville and where are they? It's my understanding that Carl's Jr. and Hardees are owned by the same company, they definitely use the same logo etc. I can also tell you that Carl's Jr. is just a weak imitation of Hardees, the burgers (well at least the ones in El Paso Texas) aren't even close.
 
Yes, Hardies and Carl's are owned by the same parent.

And Burgerville? Who told you about Burgerville? That's for Oregonians only!
 
This thread reminds me of a joint down in Cincinnati. The Red River Cattle Co. has a deal: 96 oz steak, any doneness, potato, salad, drink and roll, for free! You just have to finish it all in one sitting.

It can be done, but the thing's the size of second base.
 
Don't see why all the hassel about low-carb diets...

A usual day for me is 1200-1500 calories... I don't gain a pound eating like that.

75% of my meals are vegetarian, even eating tofu over ground beef. Doesn't mean I don't eat my steaks juicy and red in the middle, or that I don't sit down and kill 3 big macs in a row... just means healthy eating.

Yesterday's mid day meal was 200grams of sirloin, cooked just past pink, 200grams of mushrooms fried to soft in lemon juice, a package of ramen noodles and about 3-4 tablespoons of a nice hot chili garlic sauce... Not gonna stop and count calories, but I ate again 10hrs later when I was hungry.

used to have a burger joint right close that served a 2lbs burger and 8" round basket of fries for $5. Closed down about 2 months ago... now when I want a big burger I have to drive to the south end and hit the truck stop for $2 more with a drink.
 
I sometimes get the buffalo burger deluxe

It is all about the buffalo burger. I like mine Southwest style with a slab of green chile. Mmmmmmmm. How long until lunch?

I love fast food, but the grease does not agree with me.

-- Dizos
 
Gollnick said:
Yes, Hardies and Carl's are owned by the same parent.

And Burgerville? Who told you about Burgerville? That's for Oregonians only!

I like what I'm seeing of this Burgerville... :)
 
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