Thanks Bravado. In addition to the alcohol, the creatine, the HMB, the GHB, the DHEA, the flat feet, and the broken back, I now have to carry the burden of being an INFIHOLIC???
Hey, at least I'm a shrink. Maybe I could help all you other guys with this problem. The first step is to recognize that you're powerless to resist the allure of INFI on your own. Once you've done that, you make an honest assessment of all the people your addiction has hurt (usually wives, children, the guy who sold you your Camarro, etc.). Then you make ammends to them as best you can (DON'T GIVE UP THE INFI! It's needed later in various purification rituals). Oh, I left out the part about putting yourself into the hands of a Higher Power. Well, as the facilitator, I guess that would be me. Now, in my experience, once an INFIHOLIC, ALWAYS AN INFIHOLIC. So, as much as it hurts, you're going to have to turn all your Busses over to me to destroy ritualistically. Bellieve me, I know what I'm doing here. As shocking as this seems, you will immediately feel a complete release from your addiction, and can get back to the importatnt things in your life, like movies, mowing the lawn, etc.
Just send me a post, and I'll enroll you in the program. We can do most of it by email, with a one week session with the whole group in Louisville to work through the problems that only the group as a whole can help you solve.
Looking forward to helping as much as I can. By the way, if you feel you can't resist any longer, you can skip several of the steps and just send me your Busses immediately. Trust me, I'm a doctor. I feel your pain, and will do anything to help.
Best regards, and let the Nuclear Fires cleanse this rot from your soul.
John
