Why do knife people like using fancy words??

**So, when "Qaddafi's Muppets" do try to board us, I can stop them with my M9. ("Qaddafi's Muppets" - that's what we called the idiot twits in the Libyan navy who threatened to ram U.S. Navy ships with small boats if we ventured into the gulf of Sirte.) This assumes they'll get past 80 marines with shotguns and rifles, 200+ SAF (Ship's Augmentation Force - basically, fat guys with guns who back up the marines), and six helicopters with M60 door guns - not to mention all the other sh!t we'd throw at them, I can charge them with my M9 and save the day.

ps - I have a U.S. M7 bayonet that I bought for myself for my birthday, at a gun show in 2000. I think I've "de-animated" a couple of bagels on a camping trip with it.[/QUOTE]


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Thanks for taking the time to tell a great and story. Real people can listen to that kind of crap and not get worked up...just listen, because they know their going to have a great story to laugh at for the rest of their lives...a happy place to go whenever they're depressed, or want to tune some moron out. Just hilarious.

Opps. EDIT. Sorry there orca8489. I tried to just quote the last part of your story, and I somehow ended up deleting the the info that showed I was quoting you. Don't want to be accused of plagiarism (yea, I had to look up the spelling of that one in my dual threat portable pocket backup spelling manual/body armor plate).
 
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A Justice said:
...(believe it or not, language is extremely limiting. Try describing the color red to a blind man)...
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Push his palm on a hot stove burner and say, "red". Then when he gets mad, explain his anger is another example of "red" as is what he then wants to do to your face.

Then you can watch him put his hands in his pockets every time he hears "red". You'll know he got it.
 
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leghog said:
Push his palm on a hot stove burner and say, "red". Then when he gets mad, explain his anger is another example of "red" as is what he then wants to do to your face.

Then you can watch him put his hands in his pockets every time he hears "red". You'll know he got it.
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My friend, you just made my day. You truly understand the meaning of life. XD
 
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